Political Caption Competition
This is Wayne Brown’s Budget being released today.
This is the man who promised as Mayor to remove the orange cones from Auckland.
You will note the cover is full of orange cones.
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Political Caption Competition
I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
I’m a National party fuckup up, even my billboards in blue!
A cone to place on the Boomer Kings head and stand in the corner for everyday of the week.
Give Mayor Brown a new accessory – thread elastic across the ends of a
cone so he can wear it as a nose protector. It will prevent blows to his nose from the disgruntled, and be a sign of WASP membership (Witless Assembly of Pinocchios).
If you get rid of the cones you’d have to get rid of the cone watches and the other road workers who watch the cone watches. How would that go down?