CHRIS – “Oh mate, it’s so good you could join me today and support me and maybe rub some off the old John Key magic off on me
JOHN – “Mate, I flew in from Hawaii on Air NZ and we still haven’t seen our luggage, are you the guy I speak to about that?
1-on-1 in 10 Interview – Salvation Army State of the Nation Report Salvation Army Social Policy & Parliamentary Unit Director…
From a National–NZF–ACT coalition to a Labour–Green–Māori alliance, here are four realistic scenarios that could shape Election 2026.
Winston Peters proposes a referendum to abolish the Māori electorates, reopening Treaty tensions and testing Luxon’s coalition stability.
Floods in Waikato and Wellington expose the gap between climate science and Government policy, as Civil Defence funding is cut during escalating disasters.
It is painful. It is infuriating. And it forces victims and the nation to endure trauma once again. But…
I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
CL ” Unlike you JK my hands have no blood stains on them, yet”
CL ” How easy was it to fuck the country”?
JK ” Only took 2 of my nine years in power, oh and I got to pull a few ponytails, take false photos with a McGehan Close girl, oh and real men ride women”
CL ” guffaw, snort, snort”
Brothel Brothers forever!
They want us to watch us hug, and we want to watch Nicola and Erica do it before they are past their prime.
‘Hey JK if I have a moth ball in this hand, and a moth ball in the other hand…what have I got?’
Punch with Judy in the background. Key – well I don’t know what his part in this episode is but try clown with big shoes covered in gold concrete, but what does he care. Come and join the Grateful Dead with Uncle John’s Band all you true National fans, you like canned music we know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpO0A7yMX1M
The pretty version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2UMCyny7mY
“JK you are smooth with ponytails. No CL, I’m a genuine tugger”.
JK: Didn’t ya hear? The gig’s up!
CL: Yeah I heard, so what? We creamed it, we’re loaded AF! Bring it in…
JK: Yeah bro!
The atmosphere is rich with bonhomie and happy Gormenghast castle dwellers – everything, everyone is expansive including the well-fed beef on show in the arena.
” And yet they are silly enough to believe us”!
Pale stale white Males.
Looks like they are about to “Man Hug” ?
“JK, I know your reputation, of course I was going to shave my head”!
“They want us to be fair and tax the rich the same as the poor, bahahahahahahahaha”!