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JOHN – “Mate, I flew in from Hawaii on Air NZ and we still haven’t seen our luggage, are you the guy I speak to about that?
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“JK, I know your reputation, of course I was going to shave my head”!
“They want us to be fair and tax the rich the same as the poor, bahahahahahahahaha”!
Looks like they are about to “Man Hug” ?
Pale stale white Males.
” And yet they are silly enough to believe us”!
The atmosphere is rich with bonhomie and happy Gormenghast castle dwellers – everything, everyone is expansive including the well-fed beef on show in the arena.
JK: Didn’t ya hear? The gig’s up!
CL: Yeah I heard, so what? We creamed it, we’re loaded AF! Bring it in…
JK: Yeah bro!
“JK you are smooth with ponytails. No CL, I’m a genuine tugger”.
Punch with Judy in the background. Key – well I don’t know what his part in this episode is but try clown with big shoes covered in gold concrete, but what does he care. Come and join the Grateful Dead with Uncle John’s Band all you true National fans, you like canned music we know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpO0A7yMX1M
The pretty version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2UMCyny7mY
‘Hey JK if I have a moth ball in this hand, and a moth ball in the other hand…what have I got?’
They want us to watch us hug, and we want to watch Nicola and Erica do it before they are past their prime.
Brothel Brothers forever!
CL ” How easy was it to fuck the country”?
JK ” Only took 2 of my nine years in power, oh and I got to pull a few ponytails, take false photos with a McGehan Close girl, oh and real men ride women”
CL ” guffaw, snort, snort”
CL ” Unlike you JK my hands have no blood stains on them, yet”