Political Caption Competition
Hey median voter, I’m not a rich CEO with 7 properties, I’m just like you hanging out in my garage.
Not a South Auckland Garage where gang members are plotting crimes based on Labour Party polices mind you, oh no, a nice clean garage that tells you, the median voter, that I’m just like you.
Ignore the two rich cars in the background and the mountain bike that is probably worth the median wage.
Merry Christmas and may you all be bathed in the healing power of the blood of the lamb this season.
Nope, no policy in there either.
That’s a cracking dent in his cluster fuxon head! You can just picture the axe imbedded square between his snake eyes
Yes a little line down the middle of his head makes him complete, an arsehole.
or just another bum?
I wonder what The Body Language Guy on YouTube would say about his gritted-teeth smile?
Someone’s been given bad PR advice! He knows the fake photo opps don’t work, but he does them anyway? Carry on clown!
Sinic. Yes ! I laughed when I saw it ! And wearing one of those slimming black tops which Hollywood Harry and his ilk now do. Weird, must have been watching Netflix.
So what if they’ve never been touched green Swarfega, at least I’ve been told my hands are definitely bigger than Donald Trump’s.
I’m a tool they say. They should know that I don’t lend my tools, as they can be used in dangerous ways as virtual objects of torture.
It is saying he is top draw now and I would sgree
The Dyson hand held vacuum cleaner in the corner is to suck a few in, like Bob, Trevor, Frank the Tank, all so very gullible.
Hey…who doesn’t have a cockroach in their garage?
… and Bob’s my uncle.
Someone forgot to put their pants on… tsk take Chrissy
So many blinded by Luxon’s teflon. If he’s endorsed by Hosking, he’s fucked.
Chris’s next picture will be showing how to hit a nail using a hammer from you-know-where, followed by a lesson in how to plant spuds, beans, tomatoes and silverbeet, and how to walk up a street.