Political Caption Competition


Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?

Wellington’s sewage crisis reignites debate over scrapping Three Waters. Was ditching water reform ideological sabotage with real-world consequences?

David Seymour channels Musk and Milei with public sector cuts. Is ACT’s small government agenda fit for New Zealand’s challenges?

Waatea’s election poll shows NZ First surging and Te Pāti Māori far from dead. What does this Māori voter engagement signal for 2026?

Does the Epstein scandal implicate Zionism or Israel? A critical look at elite power, antisemitism, and collective blame in global politics.
obama: ‘have you seen that john key’s pirate impersonation..?..it’s quite good..
..he acts out how he and his friends have looted the new zealand economy/people..
..didyaknow new zealand has gone from one of the most equal countries in the world..to one of the most unequal..?
..now that’s pirating on a grand scale’..
“I tell you O; You’ve got to try the black pudding we make with the blood of Palestinian kids. It’s delicious!
It is not loving the arabs, it’s not trusting our FRIENDS !!
“I don’t mind the costume Benjamin but your attitude is making things very difficult for us.”
“Huh! You only love the Arabs because they have the oil…”
“Aye, my ship ran aground on Mt Ararat 4,000 years ago. But I do have plans to reclaim it on behalf of pirates all over the world…”
“Oy vay! A pirate’s life for me…”
“Well yes, but it is a little awkward trying to cover your steps all the time…”
“You can’t criticize us! You haven’t shlepped all over the world for the last 4,000 years just to get here!”
“True. We’ve only been enslaved for the last 2,000 years…”