Political Caption Competition

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1. Sepuloni’s Child Haters determined to annihilate the Commissioner For Children.

2. Carmel Sepuloni’s Department of Social Welfare.

3. Luxon’s u-turn is complete “I support Te Puke! They didn’t tell me I was in Hawaii!”

4. Looking for Louise, Champion of The Commissioner For Children.

   1. Certainly not Upston

5. Diversity rules the Department of Social Welfare.

6. National’s man balls are made of snow and melting.

7. Where’s Louise Thurston ? She supports vulnerable children.

8. Historical photo of National Party representatives walking free prior to the breakdown of law and order when they were hunted and beaten mercilessly by children with clubs.

9. If that’s the way Luxon walks, no wonder Luxon took the black Mercedes!

10. Boondocks Saints

11. Lieutenant Von Luxon: your looking very sprightly these days…
    Commandant Uffindel: your too kind…

12. LIEUTENANT VON LUXON: You know nothing beats our standard jackboot, for bashing defenceless youth by cutting them off benefits, and giving them the choice of jobs or crime to feed themselves, will only cost us 100k per prisoner per year when they’re locked up. It’s a bargain!

    COMMANDANT UFFINDEL: Personally I get much better swing and accuracy, with an unscrewed wooden bed leg, for bashing defenceless 13 year old youth. The satisfying clunk of wood against bone, followed by tears and screams, are my most treasured memories!

    child abuse by any other name, smells just as sweet, we are so alike, you and I…

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