Political Caption Competition
In breaking news. The vortex to hell has opened after greedy oil companies drilled too deep. An army of undead are about to burst fourth to devour all life while reports of 4 horsemen are swirling.
And here’s Tom with the weather







Gerry Brownlee farted in the pool
An ice skating rink as identified by a climate change denier.
I don’t care if its a joke the 4 horseman are fucken real.
Debate on climate change becomes more heated
Simmer for 150 years stiring occasionally…
National party promoting deep sea oil drilling reaches boiling point.
Oil oil boil n bubble