WINSTON: “You see. Half of this fish is donated to the NZ First Foundation who then loans it to NZ First. The other half of the fish is owned by a subsidiary of the Trust while this other fish is banked with the Party Secretary who also takes 2 more fish.”
JOURNALISTS: “But that’s a total of 4 fish Mr Peters.”
WINSTON:”Shut up you journalists! I’m not going to be lied to about how many fish I have. I’ve done nothing wrong! Whose fish are these?”
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Where’s the loaves?
How fresh are these fish?
A picture from the only camera you will see on a boat while Winston is in office.
Can’t you journalists, just for once open your biased eyes and see the truth in front of you? These are not fish, it’s seaweed you idiots! Now that’s all I have to say. I will be making a defining, earth shattering announcement later.
For my next trick I need five loaves and and these two fish and a winebox wouldn’t come amiss either…