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Hey Sport, know where I can get any good Hawaiian shirts around here? What’s wrong with you, is your wrist too broken to shake my hand?
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Hey, look at me. You want to share some of that tucker good hard working mum and dad aussies have donated with the big guy over here.
Hey you plonker with flat feet, – can you spare me a dolllar since Im down on my luck right now?
Scummo: “Let’s make this quick mate. I’ve got a 7 course banquet with the Australian Coal Association in half an hour.”
You blokes deserve a pat on the arm, for your admirable and dogged work. All Australia will praise you. Have a rest, some food and lots of water and after a sleep you will be fine to get right back into it. The ladies are baking scones for you for afternoon tea, or any time when you can get here. They’re a bit scorched on the outside as they have been putting them on a shovel, tied to a rope ahead of the fire and then counting to ten, probably five and pulling them in, baked to a crisp. Ingenious eh. Good on you blokes, it’s Aussie grit showing how we do things eh.
Incidentally Castro, you have lost your way, Cuba is off to your left.