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“John who? Nuu Zealand? Where the f*** is that? No, I don’t care how many millions he’s diddled off taxpayers, tell him to sod off!”
‘ What’s that you say Commissioner Gordon? TheClinton is on the run again! Holey guacamole! Quick, to the Trumptweeter…
“Hell if hillary can get the FBI to publicly announce she wont get charged, you can get the mexican judge to throw out the lawsuit over trump university…..Now do it Obama ! ! ! ! !
“Yes, Hillary. Yes, yes, I won’t mention again that the FBI has agreed not to charge you . . . . . if you don’t mention again my proposed wall to keep out the Mexicans. But be careful what you BUY, Hillary!”
Not only do I have charm, charisma, and chutzpah but also I’m a great listener.
Thumbs up.
O/k send Bernie Sanders over, so we can cut a deal for his supporters.
So if we look like needing them, then we can add some leftie sweeteners o/k.
As we can deal better with them than the corporate elite club, so do it!
“Yes, yes, yes, I know my hair looks like shit – that’s not my concern. It’s the bronzer. I feel I’m coming off too orange against this powder- blue tie. Can we change the brand for next time. Use the Chanel, not the Lancome. Ok. Build the golf course. Good. See you tomorrow. Bye. Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup. My grandmother’s hungry. Great. Ok. Build that. Good.”
“This is Donald Trump calling for Pauline Hanson – back from the Australian wilderness. A woman after my own heart! You will be welcome in the US anytime, not being a Mexican or a Muslim.”
“If Australia gets a Lib/Nat minority government, Malcolm Turnbull may offer you the posting of Ambassador to the US, rather than the the dreaded ‘mad monk’ Tony Abbott, as Kim Beasley is about to end his term and return home.”