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  1. All true Martyn,

    His mum didn’t tell the idiot David See-more the importance that “it is better to fix the cause first, rather than the effect.”

    They always miss the point don’t they?

  2. Maybe act can’t cut taxes while the Nats have to blow billions on prisons? Because I sure as hell can’t believe act is in any way concerned for the welfare and future of corrections inmates.

    That’s the only thing I can thing off: tax cuts.

  3. So which private providers will have their pockets lined by taxpayers money to “educate’ our prisoners?
    ‘Cos that’s all this is – another ACT scheme to enrich the likes of Serco.
    Bullshit nutty Rogernomics ain’t fixing the mess we’re in – it’s created it!

  4. So after 35 years of failed neoliberal policies resulting in job losses, deprivation, poverty, and homelessness – all of which are contributing factors to crime, Seymour now wants prisoners to learn to read and write? A bit late, I think. The horse has long bolted, the jobs are gone, and we’re left to pick up the pieces.

    How’s John Key doing in Hawaii on his holiday, by the way? And Max? How is his “riding women” thing going for him?? I forgot to ask. Important stuff, y’know.

  5. At the risk of blowing my chances of making heaps from my entrepreneurship and imagination I’ll let you in on my project.
    I’m going to approach CERCO with my Learning to Read series for prisoners.

    I’ve designed the readers but need to do some market research testing. Since the audience here is probably pretty similar to the clients of SERCO and Corrections I’ll run a few excerpts past you to see what you reckon.

    In Level Two have I used “ambulance at the bottom of the cliff” too often?

    “It doesn’t matter how fancy the ambulance at the bottom of the cliff is, an ambulance at the bottom of the cliff is still an ambulance at the bottom of the cliff.”

    From a reality perspective does having “ambulance at the bottom of the cliff” lots of times mean it isn’t an ambulance at the bottom of the cliff?

    In Level One should I have “David Seymour is a fucking idiot” or “David Seymour is a fucken idiot”?

    Thanks for your help.

    1. Excuse me. I thought all ACT candidates, MPs and people who voted for them were fucking idiots.

      Maybe I was wrong. Perhaps all ACT candidates and MPs were serf-serving liars, and all the people who voted for them were fucking idiots.

    2. Pete, I’d go for “David Seymour is a fucking idiot”. Correct spelling and grammar is important.

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