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  1. Governments in the West usually have a lifespan of about a decade, depending on the length of the term.

    It takes a bit of effort to get dumped sooner, but in New Zealand, the NZLP manage it pretty consistently.

    The Conservatives got dumped after 15 years in the UK. Labour in the UK could have run a team of shop window dummies and won. There’s not much for Mister Hipkins to learn – but I hope he has/had a nice time.

    1. I think it’s way simpler than that. Unhappiness after Covid and the mandates caused governments everywhere to get thrown out – it even caused a lot of sitting mayors in New Zealand to lost power at the last local body election.

      Essentially though Labour’s policy is to wait in opposition until swing voters to get sick of the Nats – and the experience in Britain is just going to reinforce that approach.

  2. Excellent piece thanks. My reckon is that Hipkins and Starmer will get on well. Starmer is probably further to the right than Hipkins going on Labour’s purge of sone of it’s left wing.

    Hipkins is not the future. I fear the political landscape has shifted massively in NZ post-Covid and despite the corruption and it in competence of the CoC, it will be difficult to advance a socialist agenda and repair the huge damage done to NZ in 12 short months.
    In any event I don’t see Hipkins leading any attempt to do that.

  3. One only has to look at what we have here right now which is the result of Luxon taking exactly the same trip 4 years ago and coming back as a trained lier and full of hatered for the every day kiwi .Chippy could easily fall into the same trap .Why would we even consider modeling NZ on the complete fuck up that is the UK at present .?We need to go down a totally different road here as we are on a road to no where in a hurry and if Brown has his way it will be a high speed head on crash .

  4. It is hard to believe but it seems Labour in the UK is as worse than Labour here.Already it is more unpopular than Conservatives were when they lost the election.

  5. What would Chippy learn from a UK Labour party who was in opposition for 15 years?
    For the past 50 years NZ has an established pattern of nine years right wing 6 years left wing.
    The 30% of swinging voters eventually focus their problems on the sitting Govt and vote them out.
    The incoming Government thus wins by default rather than actually offering any real policies.
    Real policies are too complex for most voters so offering amazingness (with no detail) is more effective.
    National has never lost after just one term so Labour has to wait till 2029 for its next turn at the helm.
    So what to do between now and this time in 2028 a year out from election 2029.
    A 4 year plan to discrediting the right wing by simply transfering all problems to the sitting Government.
    Focus on dividing the right wing coalition.
    A new left wing leadership group to gradually be put in place.
    Unifying the left wing with the one aim, to overthrow National in 2029.
    Winning the 2029 election is basically about being unified, promise amazingness
    with no detail and let the sitting coalition destroy itself.
    Essentially the only way the left can lose in 2029 is by shooting itself in the foot.

    1. Division is certainly what the left does best.
      How incredibly toxic not to offer solutions just destruction like identity politics.

      1. @Keepcalmcarryon .
        “Division is certainly what the left does best.
        How incredibly toxic not to offer solutions just destruction like identity politics.”
        Just like National won in 2023 .
        No solutions just destruction like identity politics.
        At the 2023 the right wing had one policy.
        Hate the Maoris,
        And as usual the White majority as they always do swarmed all over the
        Hate the Maori promise like piranha and hyena on methamphetamine.
        It worked under Muldoon ’75 to ’84 and under Bolger ’90-’99.
        In 2023 National were so desperate to get revenge on Adern the world super star they reverted to type to gutter politics to the one policy they know always wins them power.
        Maori hate.
        And it worked
        It always does.
        As you say Division is certainly what the right wing does best.

  6. Could it be one of the reasons labour was thrashed in 2023 was that it had an absolute majority and did nothing with it? Admittedly there was a pandemic. It did save lives and jobs/businesses. (Then all those ungrateful fucking business people turn around and voted National Law act I suspect.) But it did nothing to change the neoliberal system. A system which has for the last 40 or 50 years, completely failed ordinary working people.

    1. I have been a regular advocate of your first sentence GS…NZ Labour squandering its once in a generation MMP majority was a genuine tragedy. Natzo/Act/NZFirst–CoC knew exactly what to do with their majority on th back of revenge voting–despite tactical differences–Go For Broke, hit hard and quick, and jeez have they what, a pack of vandals nothing less.

      Nothing is safe from the dirty filthy Natzos–kids school lunches, NGOs, respite care, mental health, EVs, State Schools handed over to Charters, thousands of public servants sacked, return of semi auto fire arms, millions for the Tobacco and mining industries!

      There is a chance for a come back in 2026 but Labour has to recant Rogernomics and unite with Greens and TPM.

  7. Maybe Chippy’s spent time with Starmer already, return the Sausage’s faux-pas is a classic.

  8. So true! But there’s even more to it than that.

    The main issue facing the UK is migration numbers, both legal and illegal. The Tories promised to fix it over three election cycles but typically were too squeamish to do what was necessary. Hence the split on the right. The UK is receiving over half a million immigrants a year and its stretching both services and the culture up to and beyond breaking point.

    So far Starmer is proving to be even worse than the Tories and there is major trouble brewing. I seriously doubt he and the Labour Party will last a full term in office. I don’t think the civil unrest we’ve seen so far is the last of it.

  9. Excellent article. It points out that Labour didn’t win the election but rather the Conservatives lost it. FPTP also makes the win look much better than it was. Only 20% of eligible to voters voted for Labour and it’s what pundits call a shallow victory.

    1. Exactly and the only party making health and welfare a priority is THE GREENS along with ACC reform.

      Wake up NZ both Labour and National/Act are two sides of the same coin.

  10. We might assume that Hipkins is in the UK to learn ways towards winning the next parliamentary election in New Zealand, but it is also possible that he is following in the heels of his predecessors as Labour leader, Helen Clark and Jacinda Ardern, by going there to jack up a new job for himself with some Anglo-American political QUANGO. I would put my money on the latter.

  11. TLDR: Get off the neoliberal crack pipe. Sort your world view out. Toilet doors in aircraft usually smaller than ones leading to outside of same.

    If The NZ Labour Parody are intent on copy/paste policy taken from a totally dissimilar environment, could they implement the UK housing/tenancy/landlord laws and the First 12K (that’s pounds not dollars!) of personal income tax free? Didn’t think so.
    Pretty much any politician thinking that the UK is like NZ just because some of their armed forces came here 200 odd years ago will need special security protection on the plane so they don’t fall out while trying to find the toilet.
    The UK has a cohesive working class culture that extends further than just work, NZ doesn’t – we have a mass of wannabe CEO’s. The UK knows about the trouble they’re in and make an effort to address very uncomfortable issues, at an official level*. NZ just imagines everything is fine and ignores reality. UK culture tends toward community, NZ culture tends toward exclusion. Everything hinges on that final point: our policies reflect our ignorance of ourselves and real life. Once we stop looking at people not like ourselves as an expensive inconvenience, and open up to life, our Parties will stop being Parodies.

    *I recently read a green paper (UK) trying to describe what a British Citizen believes, or is, for their education system. Amazingly, it ascended into a not unpleasant kind of administrative poetry. Meanwhile in NZ, the unemployed “aren’t doing enough”, and those suffering mental illnesses are dismissed simply as experiencing “mental distress”** and it’s “the system” (welfare) that is holding them back. From what I don’t know… neoliberal smoke, probably. Do they even have a clue, I mean at an educated level, about what happens when a person’s mind stops functioning “normally”? They reckon they’ll fix that with politics and tough love? Jesus. Glad I didn’t vote for them.

    **Rishi Sunak may have (been) written a poor speech about that when he suggested mental illnesses were just the result of the “stresses of everyday life”, however, he knew that everyday life was pretty dark, and both government and business there do backflips to accommodate everyone they possibly can into work. Nothing like our context. So why he bloody fckn hell do people here have to tolerate the idiotic social prejudices of people afraid they’ll suffer a brain injury if they sit next to a downs syndrome kid on the bus, let alone invite someone into their office for a job interview?? Christ I have some stories to tell about that. Long story short, if anyone out there wants to “identify as an employer” as some sort of measure of moral or social superiority, they’d do better to join a gang… because sometimes gangs give kids sandwiches.

    This has ended somewhat poorly, so I’ve leave you with this: on about the 20th of this month it was the first day of spring. Merry Christmas.

  12. Hipkins only needs to talk to Luxon or Act or Winnie if he wants to know how to operate like the British Labour party or the US Dem party for that matter. As all of these parties put big money interests ahead of the interests of their voters, then their cultures are all very similar to each other. As it stands, NZ Labour is pretty well versed in this culture, now days also, so this is a wasted trip. He’d had been better popping in to see the Tories to understand how to better manage big-money interests rather than seeing that warmongering super-idiot Starmer.

  13. He would be better off going to one of the Scandanavian countries where he would learn the real meaning of looking after the people .He will learn nothing from the poms as they are still in the colonisation mentallity of lets grab what we can and fill the pockets of the rich .

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