Fuck Kiwiburger right?
Look, we all appreciate Anika Moa and Troy Kingi has to pay the mortgage, but fuck Kiwburger and Ronald right?
Fuck their cultural appropriation of our culture and fuck them injecting some bullshit diversity to sell more shit into the gobs of NZs already clogged arteries right?
I mean Ronald is a pimp selling heart disease right?
Right?
Here are the real lyrics to the Kiwiburger song if we were honest…
Kiwis love yacht fools, ugly malls, heart disease, Thatcher ghouls,
racist police, tax decrease, early death, fast food obese.
White skins, right wing wins,
chopped tress, pay freeze, sexist burns, National sleaze,
KiwiBurger that’s a fucker! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
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Who appropriated whose culture? When the Kiwiburger first appeared in the sixties, we expatriates thought — beetroot, grated cheese, grated carrot, hardboiled egg, butter, lettuce, tomato, It’s a filled roll mate! For people too xenophobic to even try mayonnaise, mustard, gherkins… Why don’t they just admit it?
And fuck Anika Moa for selling out on her race!
I can’t do McDonald’s. That shit stays with me all day with constant McBurps and McFarts, regardless of the McD I eat. That said, a Kiwiburger is almost certainly healthier than fish & chips or Big Ben pies.
Even the advertising wouldn’t entice me to enter the premises.. Haven’t touched that chemical, preservative laden pigswill for decades… The food is poisonous, and tasteless, the drinks are a heart attack potion, and they exploit the young and vulnerable, by giving them demeaning jobs at starvation wages, and represent probably the most counter productive start to a working career you could wish for….
Yeah and it’s damn expensive too. BTW I think their wages are at Living Wage or above.