Ding dong the witch is retired! Why it signals the end of Luxon as well

Ding Dong the witch is retired!

National MP Judith Collins announces she’s leaving Parliament

Veteran National politician Judith Collins will become the new president of the Law Commission, leaving Parliament after more than two decades as an MP.

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But she’s not dead!

Appointing her to the Law Commission is a shameful act of political cronyism that dangerously undermines our democracy. When someone as toxic as Judith is handed the plum role of being the new President to an organisation as august and important as the Law Commission, we are all worse off for the appointment.

Making her the Law Commission President is an affront to intellectual decency, but  truth be told, what more perfect vandalism of our values is there than giving a Monster the keys to the independent judiciary?

Because let’s be clear.

Judith Collins was a political monster.

Watching the breathtaking audacity of Collins manufacturing a MeToo harpoon to character assassinate Simon Bridges had everyone gasping at the sheer balls of it.

But it was a political reflex of vengeance that could no longer be ignored by the wider Caucus when they finally sacked her as leader. In the end it was a coup against a politician who was in the bunker ordering the destruction of the capital.

What Judith did by smearing Bridges was as needlessly self mutilating as a vegan in a butcher shop and it put into play the awfulness of Luxon as the new leader.

In the end, Judith was Judith. A politician gifted in the art of terror and manipulation whose opening gambit was always a direct kick to the nuts as way of handshake.

Her ruthlessness on display like an open secret that everyone tolerated out of fear and excitement.

Who was she casually decapitating today?

I suspect beneath the faded and worn down scales of her thick armor is a person as saddened by her lack of progress as we were all appalled by it.

The race baiting, the casual malice, the spite policy, the constant head banging, the appeal to our angriest natures.

‘Crusher’.

That was her political legacy. The once mighty defender of the kiwi battler crushed by an ego that was always a reflex punch.

If Judith Collins had fought for New Zealand half as much as she fought for herself, this country would be a better place by her hand.

She didn’t and it isn’t.

You always got the cold feeling with Judith that her threshold for Martial Law was always very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, low.

Quite low.

We all dodged a bullet here comrades.

They will need to bury her in 3 different coffins on sacred ground at midnight however or she will return from the political grave more dangerous than ever before.

Judith leaving is also the last rat off Luxon’s sinking ship.

Judith commanded the loyalty vote of many in the Cabinet who gained their positions because of her. When she threw her support behind Luxon to spite Simon Bridges, she was able to get many who supported her plum roles.

With her leaving, that block vote supporting Luxon disintegrates.

The more National slip, the more panicked they will become and the more they will turn on Luxon as NZF cannibalises their redneck National vote.