David Seymour isn’t the messiah, he’s just a very special boy
You know, when you think long and hard about it, doesn’t David come across as a very special boy?
His unblinking demands to know why anyone has a problem with his Treaty Referendum political hate stunt despite 90% of 300 000 submitters telling him in no uncertain terms isn’t his only brush with special.
David has also claimed that the Māori Chiefs who signed the Treaty would support him…
…he also claimed Nelson Mandela would support him…
David Seymour’s claim Nelson Mandela would campaign for Act rubbished by grandson
…and then he said that Jesus Christ, yes, THAT Jesus Christ, the beloved Son of God Almighty, would have supported ACT….
Jesus ‘very well might support Act’, leader David Seymour says
Act leader David Seymour believes Jesus may have supported his party, and would get the tick of endorsement were he to come back and run for Auckland or Wellington’s Mayoralty.
….ummmmmmmmmmmm
Look.
I’m no theologian, but after having a wee flick through the Bible, and I’m not sure David’s ever met Jesus, because uptight, anti-Māori libertarian incel isn’t the vibe Jesus is giving off.
It’s way more molotov cocktail throwing marxist…
Matthew 5:3 Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Mark 10:21 And Jesus, looking at him, loved him, and said to him, “You lack one thing: go, sell all that you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow me.”
Luke 6:20 And he lifted up his eyes on his disciples, and said: “Blessed are you who are poor, for yours is the kingdom of God.
2 Corinthians 8:9 For you know the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, that though he was rich, yet for your sake he became poor, so that you by his poverty might become rich.
2 Corinthians 9:11 You will be enriched in every way to be generous in every way, which through us will produce thanksgiving to God.
Galatians 2:10 Only, they asked us to remember the poor, the very thing I was eager to do.
Ephesians 4:28 Let the thief no longer steal, but rather let him labor, doing honest work with his own hands, so that he may have something to share with anyone in need.
…Jesus seems pretty keen on a capital gains taxes and doesn’t sound like he wants to create loopholes for property speculators.
I also think after feeding the 5000 with 3 loaves and 2 fish he’d be very critical of David’s school lunch fiasco.
I don’t think Jesus would vote for ACT, I get the feeling Jesus would instead break the 7th seal outside David’s electorate office and unleash the Apocalypse and dump the entire ACT front bench into the 7th level of hell.
David Seymour arguing the Treaty signing Māori Chiefs, Nelson Mandela and Jesus Christ, the Prince of Peace, would all support him is as believable as Trump announcing he is transitioning into a Lesbian feminist!
IN FACT, there’s more chance of Trump transitioning into a lesbian feminist than the Treaty signing Māori Chiefs, Nelson Mandela and Jesus Christ supporting David Fucking Seymour!
David Seymour isn’t the messiah, he’s just a very special boy with a very active imagination.
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Seymour reminds me of camels passing through the eye of a needle. Dante would have added a special place for him in the Inferno.
Seymours mum. “Jesus those Maori chiefs should take a leaf out of Mandelas book and vote ACT David”
David Seymour. Jesus, the Moari chiefs and Mandela are signed up ACT party members.
And Jesus came unto David and said, lift up thine eyes David and see the glory! And David sayeth “ I don’t have to, I’m looking in the mirror.
CAPITALIST JESUS( In some alternative Universe).
You are poor are blessed for you may give all you have to those who are rich that they may purchase your children as slaves. You will labour to keep the wealthy in luxury and fight their wars for them and your reward shall be not be here on earth but in the home of our father in capitalism, David, son of Seymour, leader of ACT, who shall bestow his blessing upon you with the miracle of ‘ trickle down’.
Obey and dispute not! Lest my wrath be kindled against thee and my disciples – led by Brian of Tamaki – bring staff and sword against thee and chastise thee.
LONG LIVE SOCIALISM! DEATH TO CAPITALISM! Restore State Socialism in New Zealand!
Don’t worry Davio. Brookie will have your baby.
IVF?, he is unlikely to have had an unpaid for root in his life.
Im sure Bayley will give him the loser forehead sign to make him feel relevent .
I love to give him a classic lesson using his own libertarian fantasy rules eg. Property rights … and build a whopping great smelter right next to HIS house and next to Jolly Jones , my cyanide pond from gold mining.. that F# em all attitude IS happening. Fast track to extinction.
I don’t vote left but I would not vote Seymour. He isn’t as flaky as Luxon but he has no moral attraction. He is socially liberal but economically conservative. How convenient. Winston (for whom I have never voted) has principles unlike wishy washy lux soap BCom Luxon and Seymour or sees less.
What has been presented is yet another example of just how unfit young davis is to govern.. There are alrready many credible examples of this fact..
What will it take, I wonder, before even the juvenile namecallers start getting it… Not long one hopes, as there isn’t much time left to decide…