The Daily Gallery

TRUMP: This is my English butler, best butler in the world, he says I’m the greatest guy he has ever butlered for. I like him, I think he likes me. I’m a very likeable guy. I’m off to nuke a hurricane.

BORIS: Yes Master

What’s the sign language for ‘Grumpy Minister of Social Development’ 

National attack Labour’s new prison plan as providing massages for prisoners.  

GRANT: Here’s what I’m giving you James, sweet fuck all nothing. Sign up to the promise to our overseas Corporate Overlords that we won’t borrow any money and we will let you into the Government. 

JAMES: But what do we get Grant?

GRANT: I told you, nothing. 

These shoes are made by middle class white children in safe sweat shops that have excellent work conditions with no wifi.