Political Caption Competition


On 27 June the Otago Daily Times published a powerful paywalled article by journalist Matthew Littlewood on the concerns of…

Recently, reports that US intelligence services warned Poland about Russian plans to attack the country featured prominently in international media.[i]…

Environmental activist Mike Smith returns to The Bradbury Group to discuss his new High Court legal challenge, the latest revelations…

This week, Martyn examines New Zealand’s worsening homelessness crisis and asks whether Government policy is making the problem worse. Homelessness…

FACT OF THE DAY: Bhutan measures national success using “Gross National Happiness” rather than Gross Domestic Product POLITICAL QUOTE OF…

PSNA is accusing Foreign Minister Winston Peters of staying silent on the explosive UN Independent Commission report on Israel’s deliberate…
Yes Mikey, New word: em-pa-thy!
Well, well, well!
A picture does say a thousand words.
Going forward – at least you’ll have those to eat.
Maybe you wish you had said unto others, what you would wish they may say unto you.
Cheer up Mike – It’s not like the Porsche got a dent.
The non-existent fiscal hole – NZ’s up 11 billion dollars, the look on Mike Hosking’s face – priceless.
What goes around, comes around Grasshopper…
Right wing mouthpiece freezes, like a possum in the headlights, as he realizes in a horrible awakening moment that all the noxious gas he’d be secreting for years has suddenly turned to shit.
“Why wasn’t I told?”
“All the fudged figures and large lies obviously did’t clinch the deal.”
“So where was Plan B?”
“I believed we were invincible.”
“My political heroes – you told me wrong.”
“A beach house in Hawaii won’t be affordable now.”
“But Bill English was the chosen one!”
When you relies the people you hold ill will against are looking back.
Oh God, my bowel has turned to liquid.
“Cheer up Mike! Mental health is going to be properly funded now so you’ll get the help you so desperately need.”
This is Ground Control to Major Bomb…