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Winston argued he needs 9 years in power – this is what NZ would look like after 9 years of…
Yes, I am replacing John Key as Prime Minister.
We’ve declared Auckland to be its own country, so they can fund their own infrastructure. If they refuse, National will invade them like we did with Christchurch.
Is that a fat donation to the NP in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
“You’d be better off asking Labour that question because it’s all their fault.”
Am I allowed to be PM now?
I have showed my magic, and John stole my crown remember?
“Yeh … nah … What would I know? Go ask Frau Paula or most dear leader.”
“Can’t talk now, have to get all the way to my home to Dipton tonight”
5 GRAND, BLOODY HELL I meant a Mitsubishi grande 5000 you know bigger car more seats more people, simple really…….
“Well I’ll be outa here before the dairy farmers re-intensify their feedlots, and ‘the cow dung hits the fan’ and totally despoils the environment our economy’s life blood, tourism, is being built on – a market failure indeed. All the big hotels planned for the influx of tourists will be ideal emergency housing, which is why funds are not being wasted on it now. Any ideas for growth – pop them in the Suggestion Box at the door.”
” I hope I don’t get told to ‘piss off wanker’ like I did last time I walked down parliament stairs after National lost when I was PM ”…..
” I fooled them all, now let me get home to my gin and tonic. “
We have no money for tax cuts now but if we need to we will borrow some for the election as “strategy funding options”!!!
See how we make the rabbit appear yet?
Well,- I am out breeding the Asians. Six kids = six more houses needed.– On top of my very own double dip state house.
Guy with white microphone. Are you growing a ponytail?