Political Caption Competition


If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves

Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy
look at the end of the day there’s a few tools in the shed we can use to ease the housing situation, for e.g multi story car parks in low cost areas for one or we could utilize buses after hours to pickup the homeless think how many people will have a roof over their heads for the night, you see we at national have lots of realistic ideas…
Acshully, I’ll sue your arses off if you print the truth.
My finest hour will be when I have shipped off all the poor and homeless to the workhouses I will be creating soon, with the help of my dear friend Frau Paula and her jackboot brigade.
–Axetuly -provisson for anti-saliva/anti-spittle/and venom deflection face masks has been made.
“At the end of he day Kiwis are lowbrow f***wits and I can do what I want”
Arer,Spi-ty aerera. Waart- Erera.Spit.Dribb.
.
,Naara-Spitty,Bel-ch.Errirr
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery…
Ekshully, snot imitation, rilly jiss asprayshun
Yeah, nah. Leave you to play with yourselves.
Today was our finest propaganda performance of our deception project designed by propagandist Joyce/Goebbels through our key propaganda agency MBIE.
“Buhur, blurdle blurdle, blarble, pfft, ahem, blah, ikshully, pfft, pfft, blurble…”