Political Caption Competition

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1. For sale. Last season’s mannequin. $1 no reserve. Buyer must pick up – no delivery.

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   1. Question.
      Does it talk? If it does, can that function be immobilised?
      Also, along with the trousers, what else is missing?

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      1. Talk function is jammed in the “on’ position and limited to a small subset of the normal human vocabulary range. It’s an early model circa 1980s and the software shows the usual shortcomings of that era.
         Trousers were never present to my knowledge, but I did buy it secondhand, regretfully. Other missing elements include memory, rationality, a moral compass and openness to experience.
         If you feel $1.00 is a stretch you can have it for 50c – please.

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2. Keep them comments coming putting me down you TDB doofus, I enjoy the exposure and laugh at the depths you sink to. It just makes my supporters more so and shows you lame losers raging and biting on your pillows, or too busy thinking of your leftist garble to notice how well the country is doing under CoC coalition. Cheer me/we all you devotees, wait for it! Sieg heil with fervour Now! (victory and salvation or something).
   But if you lefties start praising me first for something then the bad news of our latest omission or commission whatever, then I’ll really get puzzled. So don’t mess my mind up, it is not built to stand indecision and analysis.

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3. Ecce ! Contrary to popular belief, Luxon’s not legless.

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4. This is a man who should never consider having brain reduction surgery.

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5. Most men look better with their trousers on, whatever else they may think.

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   1. Unless he is a eunuch

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6. Thanks for my hourly cue cards. Just a reminder to the writers… Hmm .. what was I going to say again..?
   Oh yeah..

   You don’t need to start every line with, “What I would say to you is..” After saying it constantly for over a year I think I can probably remember that part.

   On second thoughts..

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7. If it weren’t for me cue cards where would I be.. ?

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8. Only Uncle Fester could make it even more awkward as it was in taking Wednesday to her school prom.

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9. What Not to Wear.

   Talk about a Stuffed Shirt. The PM makes evening wear look tacky.

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10. Doesn’t need trousers, nothing to hide

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11. Yet another mistake by TDB imbeciles, the PM is obviously clad in the most exquisite trousers you could ever imagine, making a mockery of your droll no trousers quip.
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    This tale concerns an emperor who has an obsession with fancy new clothes, and spends lavishly on them, at the expense of state matters. One day, two con-men DoofusDavy and Winsolot visit the emperor’s capital. Posing as weavers, they offer to supply him with magnificent clothes that are invisible to those who are either incompetent or stupid.
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    WE ARE TOUGH ON CRIME! – https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/528368/what-the-stats-say-murder-convictions-up-77-percent-meth-dominating-drug-landscape

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12. Another down trou from David and Winny

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