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Political Caption Competition
Trapped between Iran and a hard place
Time, I think, for a mushroom dinner.
To the prime minister of Norway, Jonas Gahr Støre:
“Dear Jonas:
Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only a boat that landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland.
Thank you! President DJT”
Because Uncle Sam is not a fat enough bastard.
I think he needs more bran so as to loosen up a bit. Stop straining the envelope!
When China AND THE OTHERS WHO HAVE FINANCED US FOR 50 YEARS DEMAND THEIR MONEY how will I pay to keep these peasants under control .
When you were little you gobbled up all the natives land to the West of the Appalachians(a serving of manifest destiny).
Then, when you were older, you had a fight with Mexico to take Texas, California, New Mexico, Nevada, Florida(‘Poor Mexico, so far from God. So close to the United States,’ President Diaz).
Then you still wanted Hawaii, Alaska, The Philippines, Micronesia. Now you want Greenland, Canada, Venezuela, Cuba.
Don’t you think it is time to cut down?
After all look what happened to your cousins (Britain, France, Spain, Portugal)
Nice Stevie could not have put it better myself and the biggest one is look what happened to hitler .
But mum. I closed the deal. I signed my name in big writing. What else do I have to do.