Luxon’s real hard core Christian music playlist

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Christopher Luxon releases summer playlist mixing Kiwi classics and Gen Z hits

Christopher Luxon has given Kiwis a peek into his recent listening, dropping his summer playlist just in time for this weekend’s warm weather.

The Prime Minister took to X today to share the 27 tracks that have been on his heavy rotation, asking his followers to share their own summer suggestions.

“No matter where you are in NZ today, BBQing, at the beach, or just in the backyard, I’m sure you’re listening to some great music in the background.”

Ranging from Kiwi classics to TikTok viral trends, the playlist showcases Luxon’s eclectic taste, spanning the genres of country, soul and pop.

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Ummm.

Our Prime minister gets very excited about having the listening age of your average Taylor Swift fan…

…and his social media curated vibe is a Fun Christian Dad playlist called ‘Sorted’…

  1. Sally, When The Wine Runs Out, Role Model
  2. Give & take, Jervis Campbell
  3. Real Love Baby, Father John Misty
  4. All My Love, Noah Kahan
  5. Look At That Woman, Role Model
  6. Good Memories, Cochren & Co.
  7. Hold On Let’s Go, Jimbo Stokes
  8. Nice To Each Other, Olivia Dean
  9. Smooth Sailin’, Leon Bridges
  10. Rein Me In (with Olivia Dean), Sam Fender & Olivia Dean
  11. Stretch Of The Highway, James Taylor
  12. Follow The Money (feat. James Taylor), Buddy Guy & James Taylor
  13. Don’t Forget Your Roots, Six60
  14. Forever After All, Luke Combs
  15. You Should Probably Leave, Chris Stapleton
  16. Greatest Love Story, Lanco
  17. Days Like This, Late Night Thoughts
  18. Home, Kaylee Bell
  19. Wagon Wheel, Darius Rucker
  20. Slice of Heaven, Dave Dobbyn & Herbs
  21. Vienna, Billy Joel
  22. For What It’s Worth, Buffalo Springfield
  23. (Sittin’ On) the Dock of the Bay, Otis Redding
  24. Ophelia, The Lumineers
  25. People Need People, Good Neighbours
  26. 12 to 12, Sombr
  27. I Ain’t Worried, OneRepublic

…I don’t think that’s his real playlist at all, once his dropped the kids off at the Mansion, he switches to his real hard core angry evangelical Christian music playlist…

  1. FaithGeorge Michael
  2. Smack My Bitch UpThe Prodigy
  3. Beds Are BurningMidnight Oil
  4. Heavenly Pop HitThe Chills
  5. Welcome to the JungleGuns ‘n Roses
  6. Holy GrailHunters & Collectors
  7. FirestarterThe Prodigy
  8. Bad RomanceLady Gaga
  9. Shake it off – Taylor Swift
  10. Burning Down the HouseTalking Heads 
  11. Angels Robbie Williams
  12. HolyJustin Bieber
  13. I Want Your SexGeorge Michael
  14. Hits from the Bong – Cypress Hill
  15. Jesus Walks – Kanye West
  16. Like a Prayer – Madonna
  17. You Raise Me Up – Josh Groban
  18. Jesus Freak – DC Talk
  19. Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver – Primus
  20. Straight out of Compton – NWA
  21. Fuck the PoliceNWA

…I don’t know why, but the thought of Luxon singing any of these songs at the top of his lungs in the car makes me laugh a lot.

It’s amazing he has the time to boast his Sumer time jams when the Right were attacking you and me for having summer holidays and he’s still on the decks mixing the shit up live!!!

When is he going back to work?

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7 COMMENTS

  1. So no titles like:
    ‘Don’t give a fuck about Venezuela. Just ignore it and say nothing.’ By Captain Bonespurs and his suckups.
    ‘Walking ’round spineless.’ By the Zionist Enablers.
    “Nothing to do with me. It’s all on David.’ By We know who’s boss( and it ain’t you).
    ” Just do it!’ By Big Shane and his wreckers.
    ‘ Smoke gets in your eyes.’ By Casey and the Lobbyists.
    ‘Aint no union gonna keep us down,’ by Brooke and the C–ts’
    ‘ Just spent six months not buying boats,’ By Nicola and the finance fuckups.
    ‘I’m off to buy a slowboat from China,’ By Geriatric Winston.
    “Treaty is just another word,’ by David and the Actual Crazy Tossers.
    and
    “Where am I now?’ by Te Puke has moved to Hawaii.

  2. omg – the right in NZ are so limp and soft – does this guy actually believe in anything other than playing with himself?

    • they call me trinity. “ Does this guy actually believe in anything other than playing with himself ?”
      “ Yes.” He believes that he has himself “sorted,” and such vacuous hubris renders him unfit to lead.

  3. It’s pretty self-evident that this bottom-scraper has never listened to Mozart for the mind, but I’d have preferred it if he’d left Otis Redding out of his dopey posturing.

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