Sure.
Santa started as a pimp for Coca-Cola but his universal collectivism clearly makes him a Marxist in todays political climate.
Using the means of production to create a global market of toys for children without any expectation of payment is as close to Communism as America is ever going to get.
What we need now is a truly Revolutionary Santa, it’s not enough to give presents based on a naughty or nice list, Santa has to step up his activism if he wants to be a real heteronormative white cis male ally by becoming truly redistributive by stealing from the rich kids and giving to the poor children.
Comrade Santa would be a wonderful new twist on an old soft drink brand.
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