Political Caption Competition

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Escalating conflict between the US and Iran raises fears of a Strait of Hormuz closure that could disrupt global oil supply and threaten New Zealand’s fuel security.

NZ First faces accusations of crony capitalism after appointing a donor with trucking industry links to KiwiRail, raising serious conflict-of-interest concerns.


Labour’s incremental approach to economic reform risks alienating voters as the cost of living crisis deepens and bolder alternatives emerge from the Greens and TOP.

The Iran war highlights New Zealand’s dangerous reliance on imported oil and the urgent need for electrification, EV adoption and renewable energy independence.

We warned you that the moment the Cops gained the power to arrest the homeless that the provision to move…
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GUILTY!
USA is just one little assassination attempt and two heart attacks away from a DJT funeral. There is light in the tunnel. 2026 is gonna be WONDERFUL!!
Germany stripped Donald’s grandfather of citizenship and booted him out for failing to complete mandatory military service and not notifying them of his earlier departure to the US.
He emigrated to the United States in 1885. In 1891, he began speculating in real estate in Seattle. Surprise, surprise.
During the Klondike Gold Rush, he moved to the Yukon and made his fortune by operating a restaurant and a brothel for miners in Whitehorse. Donald would be proud.
Haha check out Donald’s German great grandmother:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Trump#/media/File:Katharine_Kober.jpg
You couldn’t script this story if you tried. How did grandfather Trump die? The 1918 flu pandemic.
Could Trump’s grandfather claim an exemption because of bone spurs? (Imagine it! ‘ Spurs? You get spurs if you serve in the cavalry but ze are of metal not bone. Shut your trap and put on der uniform!)
This man achieved what experts believed was impossible.
He owned casinos that lost money.