Political Caption Competition

Orange is the new crack

Escalating conflict between the US and Iran raises fears of a Strait of Hormuz closure that could disrupt global oil supply and threaten New Zealand’s fuel security.

NZ First faces accusations of crony capitalism after appointing a donor with trucking industry links to KiwiRail, raising serious conflict-of-interest concerns.


Labour’s incremental approach to economic reform risks alienating voters as the cost of living crisis deepens and bolder alternatives emerge from the Greens and TOP.

The Iran war highlights New Zealand’s dangerous reliance on imported oil and the urgent need for electrification, EV adoption and renewable energy independence.

We warned you that the moment the Cops gained the power to arrest the homeless that the provision to move…
Marjorie ” Donald is great”
Donald ” You can grab Marjorie by the pussy and do whatever you like when you’re famous”.
The “Race to the Bottom” action set comes with matching his and her action figure fruitcakes. Brains sold separately.
Looks like a candidate for Viz comics Up The Arse Corner.
Photo collection titled – Me and my Afghan hound. Lovely dog, bitch actually, hah!
We’ve been rolling in the brown stuff!
Marjorie: “Do you forgive me Donald?
Donald: Pardon?
Marjorie: Oh thank you Donald.