Political Caption Competition

Trump and Luxon show the media proof they have opposing thumbs

Trump: “What were you saying about tariffs?”
Luxon: “Nothing, sir.”

Notice how the floor is sloping so Cluxon looks taller

Public warned about perils of picking up hitchhikers.
“They may look like harmless freeloaders, but they can easily imperil you and family” officials emphasised.

TRUMP (thinks)
This one different last one. She young, pretty, too clever though(don’t like smart woman) Small tits too(I like big tits). He no hair, not hair like me, must be some poor shithole country, people never heard of fake hair, fake suntan, fake democracy.
That right – noo’ sealant( something like that) got penguins. Why we put tariffs on penguins? Me forget…think they no buy our beef so we put tariffs on their fish? Something like that.
Thumb tired now. me bored, want to go outside ride in golf cart and cheat at play golf.

Dynamic Duo.

[67, sure don’t like his leven.]

“Praise me, anyway; I’d take it, come what may.”