Political Caption Competition

Trump and Luxon show the media proof they have opposing thumbs

Trump: “What were you saying about tariffs?”
Luxon: “Nothing, sir.”

Notice how the floor is sloping so Cluxon looks taller

Public warned about perils of picking up hitchhikers.
“They may look like harmless freeloaders, but they can easily imperil you and family” officials emphasised.

TRUMP (thinks)
This one different last one. She young, pretty, too clever though(don’t like smart woman) Small tits too(I like big tits). He no hair, not hair like me, must be some poor shithole country, people never heard of fake hair, fake suntan, fake democracy.
That right – noo’ sealant( something like that) got penguins. Why we put tariffs on penguins? Me forget…think they no buy our beef so we put tariffs on their fish? Something like that.
Thumb tired now. me bored, want to go outside ride in golf cart and cheat at play golf.

Dynamic Duo.

[67, sure don’t like his leven.]

“Praise me, anyway; I’d take it, come what may.”

Luxton has been compared to a penis in a business suit, though he is obviously smaller and limper.

The things that they know in USA are beyond imagination, so that must be why they take no notice of needed and valuable information – no imagination despite opposable thumbs. So we get their Unnatural History practised on us.
The Grasping Hand: Primate Fingers -> Opposable Thumbs American Museum of Natural History https://www.amnh.org › human-origins › living-primates
What makes human hands unique? The human opposable thumb is longer, compared to finger length, than any other primate thumb. This long thumb and its ability …

DT: I hear you’re into real estate?
CL: Yeah! (thumbs up).
DT: Flipping properties for profit?
CL: Yeah yeah!! (double thumbs up). Um.. but if it’s the IRD asking, (which they should but wont).. Nah nah.

Cockroach”s do walk upright.

Both highly recommended by Chow Bro property pimp J Key
Yet some still doubt his golden touch.