This week on The War on News, Martyn Bradbury dissects a bizarre political ad campaign and a brutal scientific warning — because both signal just how cooked our leadership and planet really are.
🧑🎮 National’s Weird Gimp Ad Against Teen Beneficiaries: Last week, the National Party launched the strangest attack ad in recent memory. Picture this: a Labour Party-shaped Gumby playing video games with a teenager… until a smooth-crotched blue gimp representing National bursts in, turns off the PlayStation, and sends the teen screaming into employment. No policy. No plan. Just full-blown sado-political cosplay. National are out here thirst-trapping for Facebook rage clicks — and somehow they still think this is how you help young people find work.
🌡️ WWF Report Warns of Global Tipping Point Collapse: New scientific research warns that warm-water coral reefs are now passing their thermal tipping point, triggering a domino effect that could wipe out the Amazon, polar ice sheets, and major ocean currents. The result? A truly catastrophic outcome for all humanity — and no, your reusable shopping bags won’t stop it.
Governments trolling teenagers. Oceans boiling. Ecosystems collapsing. It’s not news. It’s the War on News.
Meanwhile our Idiot PM gets excited about meeting the Idiot in Chief.
They have no idea what’s happening and both are disgusting examples of stunted masculinity. If this is what men look up to, we are doomed. Never mind the planet which is definitely doomed.