This week on The War on News, Martyn Bradbury tears through the spin, the smugness, and the snow-drenched selfies of New Zealand’s political elite. 🛫 Chris Luxon’s awkward Aussie cuddle: When the PM hugged Anthony Albanese like a long-lost brother, it felt less like diplomacy and more like a desperate escape attempt. Maybe he just wants to join the 30,000 Kiwis who’ve fled for better lives… on Aussie scaffolding. 🚇 The Boomer Tunnel Tour™: The Prime Minister, Rail Minister, and Auckland Mayor descend into the City Rail Loop to marvel at a project that’s four years late, billions over budget, and still doesn’t have a public opening date. From Star Trek jokes to orange hi-vis boycotts, it’s a masterclass in misdirection. 🥱 Wayne Brown sucks the joy out of transit: Boomer-in-chief Wayne Brown declared the multibillion-dollar transport dream “normal and natural” — just like dry toast. Can Auckland catch a break? 🔥 Meanwhile, the planet burns: The Climate Risk Index 2025 confirms that over 750,000 lives were lost to extreme weather in recent decades — yet Winston Peters and co. are reopening the fossil fuel floodgates. Welcome to climate collapse, proudly powered by New Zealand First. The week in politics — absurd, tragic, and wrapped in billionaire BBQ vibes. It’s not news. It’s the War on News.
Do billionaires feel hungry at the BBQ differently to others?
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