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Can I please come to Australia too?

Please take me to Australia too!

9 COMMENTS

  1. ALBANESE: There there Chris…let it all out…it will be alright…things can only get better!
    LUXON: Oh my dearest Albo…as bitter cold temperatures fall to -1 -2 -3 etc, at what point do I take action,
    and round up rough sleepers, to give them shelter. I mean, if a plane went down, I would be the first to go to the scene, and get people into shelter, to stop them freezing. So why don’t I do this for rough sleepers?
    I mean, if I was taking a car load of freezing aircraft passengers to shelter, and one of them said “excuse me Chris, but I’m actually a rough sleeper” then what the heck do I do? It would put me on the spot.
    I mean, I’m driving past rough sleepers on the street, without batting an eyelid, when tempertures are falling to -1 -2 -3 etc. And now I have a full blown rough sleeper actually in my car, that I’m taking to shelter. Should I turn around, and take him back to the downed plane, so he can sleep there? Should I drop him off with the other rough sleepers at the roadside? Should I take him to Chris Bishop’s house, or Louise Upston’s place…I mean, what a conundrum?
    ALBANESE: Thats a deeply profound sobering thought Chris, I feel your pain.
    LUXON: Nah…get off the grass…I’m just kidding…serves people right for not being rich and sorted eh!

  2. Scomo…” Christopher is that a phone in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me”?
    Christopher….”shhhh Scomo I’m in Te Puke, alright”
    Scomo…”well Christopher, I hear you’re never in NZ”?

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