‘What exactly are you announcing?’ Minister is asked at press conference where she said there would be an announcement
So Minister for Handmaidens and Pay Parity knee-capper, Brooke Van Velden, called a press conference this week in the vain hope that by pretending to look like ACT are doing something meaningful you’ll forget to notice that the Economy is melting down thanks to this Government 2024 budget amputations.
To suggest the press conference was brutal underplays the word brutal.
BVV was excited to announce an announcement about an exciting announcement which actually had the Press Gallery asking her, ‘Minister what exactly are you announcing”.
She wasn’t able to explain what she was announcing, what the announcement would do or when it would get it done, but she was most certainly clear that what she was announcing was exciting.
At one stage she demanded that the Press Gallery publish her statements as headlines to see how excited their readers would be.
That bit’s not a joke, that actually happened.
It wasn’t so much a train wreck interview as it was a school bus crashing into a pet store while exploding into a children’s hospital.
I still don’t know what she was announcing but she’s got 4 more of these special exciting announcements about announcements to go which feels like 5 too many special announcements to me.
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She IS a robot!
She is programmed to respond:
“Nothing happened … then it happened again!”
Needs to change her socks and get back to school
Lets kill a few roofers this year by not having scaffold when working on a roof .Then lets stop kids doing a few chores around the place like collecting eggs and watering the garden and make them stay inside and watch porn instead .
What a stupid person .Maybe she should get up on a 30 degree pitch roof and see how dangerous it is .What gives her the right to say no the safety at work ? any one who thinks its ok for people to go to work in the morning and come home in a box in the afternoon is deranged .No doubt there are people on here today that will think its ok for workers to be killed or maimed at work because we can just replace them with another drop kick bottom dweller if it saves them a dollar and makes more profit for the employer .
Maybe she wants only the right kids collecting eggs as she is afraid of thinking kids getting cheap eggs to throw at her? 30 or so years ago it was unusual to have scaffold on single story houses so the current situation is a lot safer although you get the occasional small low pitch job where the scaffold is installed for other trades and not much help with the roofing although you can understand why they have a one size fits all approach.
I certainly don’t trust them to make any improvements for worker safety as it appears that she wants reduce costs and is not concerned if the risk increases.
‘It wasn’t so much a train wreck interview as it was a school bus crashing into a pet store while exploding into a children’s hospital.’
Do not ,for God’s Sake, give ideas to ACT.
Gotta hand it to Brooke. She is always blonde.
I’m guessing Brooky is about to have her house painted and learned she would need scaffolding.
That’s the problem with these chinless wonders from ACT (Association of Child Touchers), they’ve never had a real job. They’ve always relied on Mummy & Daddies money and connections to cover up for their deeply mediocre abilities and ignorance of the world that exists outside of their privileged bubbles.
Seymour needed National to hand him Epsom for years! What a fucking bludger! Why don’t you get a real job Davey? I’m sure there are dogs that need felching and you’re a perfect fit for the job.
Does Brooky need to wear pink to remind herself of the need to pretend to be a woman instead of the infantile thumb sucker she actually is?
And don’t forget, ACT tried to buy the silence of the victims of Tim Jago. The only reason you nominate an employment lawyer to deal with rape and sexual assault is when you want someone to sign an NDA.
ACT, the party for selfish ignorant people with childish ideas who like to hide behind their bank balances.
Brooke van Kut impersonates flatfish on a mudflat with a knife between it’s eyes while exhorting reporters to relay the message “I’m still a cunt”.
It’s always exciting when Brooke-GPT, Minister for Worker Endangerment, Corporate Cuddles, Union Snubbing and traitor to her sex, announces something. You never know what hilarious new algorithmic hallucination she’s going to come out with next. Truly, one of St Cuthbert’s finest.
Has ACT ever done anything useful… ever? Seymour’s End of Life Choice Bill is probably the only thing I can think of that wasn’t total arse. Everything else seems to be either performative bollocks meant to pacify donors, or shafting the poor for the sake of “efficiency”.
Major policy determined by 12% of the electorate. Lets be thankful she had nothing to say. Although what was going on somewhere else while she was distracting the media?
Maybe the Little Puff-Piece is behaving like her Attention Seeking Leader because like him she loves being the Centre of Attention.
It’s so much like she has called this Breaking News Conference because she wanted to Report that she has Nothing to Report but wanted to let people know she still exists. It sounds like something out of a Comedy but unfortunately it really did happen.
I am trying to recall a comedy and the only ones that spring to mind is Yes Minister and Yes Prime Minister where a Press Conference would have been called so the media and the watchers can see the politician(s) but after alot of Waffle by the politician very little is learnt or can be Gleaned from the masses of Words.
She obviously loves being in the Spotlight and takes full advantage of it for Her Own Ego.
To be honest I am so fed up to the Back Teeth with ACT and their MPs that I am hoping whenever is the next election they are Well and Truly Thoroughly Thrashed and Shown the Exit Doors even on Election night. That would be such wonderful and well deserved Karmic Payback for them and their Arrogant Prick Leader.
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