It’s got a Gestapo meets the Handmaid’s tale vibe about it.
I think we can all agree, no one person should be wearing this much black leather.
As for the fur lining. Did she kill something with her bare hands and skin it herself?
Political Caption Competition
Fuck its cold here and the houses are shit but thats more than they deserve the bloody bottom dwellers are lucky I have not sacked them all .
Army Officer with sword stands ready. In his mind the briefing from last night.
“If she goes berserk run her through and kill her immediately. If she gets her teeth into anyone they become a werebitch.’
I think it is important that the sword goes through the heart or she will rise again. But how can you know if the heart is in the normal place – could be to the left or the right – though one could guess with her to 99% accuracy.
Judith signals that she is going to be Kiwis’ Dame Edna Everage ‘with her ‘Hello Possums’ collar, but with her it is Goodbye, Death to Possums and the only kiwis left will be seen on feathered cloaks for show-off ceremonies.
And is that a cockade on her hat?
Drill Sargeant: I’m not going to lie. Given what the defence minister is wearing today, trying to keep a straight face is going to be the most challenging drill you will have ever faced. But you can … hehehe … you can.. bahahahahahaha! .. you can do it!
Stop tickling stooop haha he he.
Stand with sword in hand and make your face pretend that your shield is big but not heavy.
Don’t look at your feet, that’s antisocial, and cover your loins for the same reason.
Keep a favourite hat and never remove it; its lining has special properties that gets into your head the difference between real and counterfeits.
Leather look-a-like is not cool but faux fur is forgiveable.
When this coat flashes open it will take out an entire battalion
Sort of like Enola Gay payload on steroids
New secret weapon the ‘coat flasher’ will have the visual power take out entire enemy battalion
Retinas will burn and eyelids crushed
Judith: You! Bring me the still beating heart of my enemies!
Who said that? Come on, own up. Who said that? This government is not a “bunch of clowns”.
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