Political Caption Competition

1. Jack’s thinking, “I should NOT be in this game; my head is full of how my face is not as pretty as her’s.”

   • ” not as pretty as hers”?

     Should’ve gone to specsavers.

2. Black cougar prowls for fresh meat

3. Anti vertigo hat

4. Plump white maiden has trusty warriors to defend her – swords at ready – her own men.

5. Hauptsturmfuhrer “Crusher Collins”

6. I didn’t even know the Michelin Man was in the country.

7. Seeking roll in mobile division comes with spare tyre

   • Roll out the barrel

     • Oh said Judith tell the lads they don’t like it up em but I don’t mind

       • She will take them on the beaches like ha ha

8. Looks dangerous better pull our swards out.

9. Judith Collins inspects NZDF latest weapons

10. Black Adder Black Adder
    With many a cunning plan
    Black Adder Black Adder
    You horrid little woman

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