Political Caption Competition

1. Pinocchio Brown says “I’m a real boy”
   Gelato Luxon say’s “I like your hair:

2. SIMEON I am not sure about that. I will have to ask the boss.
   MEDIA Well the Prime minister is right beside you?
   SIMEON No – the boss -David Seymour.

3. “did you bring the lube Simmy no but I just did a wet fart Chrissy”

   • Don’t fall into one style of riposte Clive – try a reverse thrust to end up in a different place.

     • Applying reverse thrust would likely propel the wet fart out the front exhaust to an even greater extent

       • It seems that you are beyond redemption or even improvement Clive. This must give you much insight into politicians minds.

         • Insight and the power of observation to make interpretations based on what is noticed so lighten up and enjoy the spectrum

         • To be fair Greywarbler the political captions should be about a bit of humour.

         • How can you pick a worthwhile political party if you can’t even pick your nose? Do you mean that sort of humour?

         • Good try.

         • Who farted

4. Luxon is checking his arse because he is about to ream it because he keeps fucking up .

5. Arrrr what was it I said again boss I can’t remember I’ve told so much bullshit its effecting my memory.

6. Vampire looks menacingly at victims neck, sadly both have no blood in their veins

7. When Simeon tells lies I find it deeply attractive.

8. Simeon is better at this than me – should I be worried?

9. Hmmm….this arsehole is after my job.

   • The polished turd is getting homesick eyes up nearest arsehole

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