The knives are out for Chris Luxon.
The numbers are being being quietly done.
The only thing that will save him is a successful Investment Summit and according to Hooton, it looks like a clusterfuck of titanic proportions…
Christopher Luxon has just one job next week – Matthew Hooton
New Zealand has a history of ultimately embarrassing prime ministerial summits – David Lange’s 1984 Economic Summit, bearing no relation to his Government’s policy programme; Clark’s 2001 Knowledge Wave conference, preceding a seemingly permanent decline in New Zealand’s productivity growth; and Sir John Key’s 2009 Jobs Summit, at least delivering a cycleway.
Luxon’s idea was to bring to New Zealand the chief executives of investment companies with which the Superannuation Fund had arranged courtesy calls on his overseas travels. The chief executives, he thought, would then be inspired by his oratory and people skills to invest in New Zealand.
This betrayed Luxon’s background as a salesman without any real experience or knowledge of how funds allocate capital, or even who makes the decisions. In most funds, including our Superannuation Fund, the chief executive is just one cog in the wheel of investment decisions, which are made by mandated investment committees overseen by the chief investment officer.
Moreover, investors don’t put money into countries but into projects. A specialist at investing in, say, ports, doesn’t decide to invest in New Zealand and then look around for which port. They’re interested in receiving credible proposals for port projects, from anywhere, and prefer to maintain a balanced global portfolio to manage geopolitical and other risk.
Such projects must also exceed a minimum value specified in their investment mandate.
When Luxon was finally convinced of this last year, and came to understand his original idea of a rah-rah generic marketing exercise would fail, he ordered immediately investable propositions be prepared.
These remain a closely guarded secret, including from those expected to fly across the world for next week’s extravaganza. But NZME’s BusinessDesk reports the Government has so-far identified only four potential public-private partnerships (PPPs) for the short- or medium-term: redeveloping accommodation at the Linton Military Camp, redeveloping Christchurch Men’s Prison, new court rooms in Waitākere and Rotorua, and a four-lane expressway from Warkworth to Te Hana.
We’d all better hope BusinessDesk somehow has this terribly wrong because if that’s all New Zealand has to offer major allocators of global capital after 16-hour flights from New York or Dubai, our country will forever be blacklisted as a destination for their funds. Not even the 24km expressway would meet most funds’ minimum investment thresholds for construction projects and it isn’t clear these are genuine PPPs anyway, but rather slightly more elaborate construction contracts.
...I have previously blogged about my confusion as to why National seemed so optimistic that this Investment Summit would be an economic turning point because by all accounts it looked painfully light on opportunity.
I think they are confusing their excitement at hosting corporate events vs actual economic growth.
China was set to be a large part of this summit, but with a Chinese fleet currently doing live fire tests in the Tasman Sea, their inclusion is going to quickly become a festering sore.
3rd tier Australian Mining companies keen to exploit our Fast Track process doesn’t seem like much of a win and more property speculators isn’t a solution either.
Libertarian Billionaires looking for a bolthole when the climate change collapse kicks in doesn’t seem like a future anyone wants other than them.
National have put all the eggs in this one investment summit and are attempting to sell us prostituting ourselves to the global rich as a great way forward.
It isn’t.
National have confused their excitement for event management as an economic policy, when this falls over, as it will, what new rabbit do they intend to pull out of their hat?
All National have are Austerity Budgets that borrow billions for tax cuts while hollowing out public service budgets. They strangle the common good for their donors interests.
Begging rich people to exploit us at a summit seems masochistic even for the Political Right.
Long story short – the Investment Summit looks like an enormous failure which means the move against Luxon will happen before June to Gove the new candidate a year and a half before the election.
The rumours are:
Judith Collins wants Mark Mitchell, but Mark is too full of self doubt.
The big money donors don’t care as long as Nicola Willis remains Finance.
Simeon Brown hilariously thinks he can do it.
The compromise candidate will be Louise Upston.
Change of National Party Leadership alongside ACTs refusal to back any of Winston’s Ferry proposals could be the excuse Winston needs to trigger a snap election before May 31st.
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Also if the NZ residential real estate market value has dropped 25% since 2021 then it has shed $400 billion from peak, the equivalent of the country’s entire economic output, evaporated. Go get em Chris.
Message to Christopher:
THE FEAR Of GOD
“ If you should rise from Nowhere up to Somewhere,
From being No one up to being Someone,
Be sure to keep repeating to yourself
You owe it to an arbitrary god
Whose mercy to you rather than to others
Won’t bear critical examination.
Stay unassuming. If for lack of license
To wear the uniform of who you are,
You should be tempted to make up for it
In a subordinating look or tone
Beware of coming too much to the surface,
And using for apparel what was meant
To be the curtain of the inmost soul. “
Robert Frost.
As far as I can tell the plan was never to get re-elected but to get as much done for the sponsours and Quid Pro Quo as fast as possible. To be fair he’s totally nailing that!
I’m guessing that those the rest of the National party who were not in on the deal are wondering how they’re going to win the next election and keep their jobs. Those who would have to do a real job rather than swan into a non executive directorship when they leave parliament. That must be scary. They’re probably thanking their lucky stars for Labour and the Green Party. Chippy’s obviously trying to win without actually promising anything which means he’ll need the Toxic Green Algae party’s help.
My guess is the handover has already been arranged – although I expect that has been done politically badly so there are movers and shakers who have been left out and feel hard done by. I think we all know which sociopath I’m thinking of. I guess there will be a plan to knife her in the back at some point, but a cornered Collins is a dangerous animal.
Now that Andrew Bayly has fallen on his pecker it has to be that shining light Maureen Pugh.
Why would anyone want to replace a perfect scapegoat?
Henry Filth Why? Because he refers to disadvantaged people as “ bottom feeders”. Because he refers to disenchanted people as “ whiners”. In fact I think that he referred to New Zealanders generally as “whiners”, which is nonsense, and very adolescent sort of comment for any so-called leader to make about those who he was put in to lead.
I have not heard of any murmurs of a change of leadership. Most MPs k ow HOW NZ voters hate that type of action going on and know it would not take much to push voters back to Labour. Many wavering Nat voters could accept Hipkins as he is as close to National style as not to be a worry
Check out the latest Curia poll, Hipkins and Labour are ahead of Luxon and National who would not be the govt. Yes the bald head is gonna roll soon.
No, how can we, easy vote.
Please choose any one of them.
Sam. Yep.
Who cares. Who will lead the spill against that bizzo as usual useless fart ass won’t “change a thing” Chippy. Who???.?
Who will lead the spill against Chippy
Chris Bishop with Stanford as deputy.
Chris, ah, Bishop, ah, as, ah, a, Leader? Gotta be joking. Even worser than Paul, ah, Goldsmith, ah, now. ah, Minister of, ah. Justice, ah!!
There is only one logical choice – Chris Penk who is knowledgeable, articulate and gets things done..
Willis stays on as Deputy and Finance Minister.
Most turning up for the free feed at the non investment convention will not even know who luxon is .Half will think Winston is PM and the other half will think Seymour is the PM .Then they will go away laughing at a country that is run by two fucken cellar dwellers who barely 10% of the vote between them and a total of 3 elected MPS .
Why even have this sales bull shit conference ?Winston will be selling us to Trump next week or the Chinese will send 6 ships and annex us over night while the hobbits are asleep .Luxon has already moved his money out and will fly out the day before .
Cant replace Luxon as they could not come up with a decent person last time so he put his hand up and was gifted the job .He is the gift that keeps on giving as he now is back flipping on health and sent the demented dwarf into sack his mate and return to the Labour government plan .
Radionz says that Hipkins overtakes Luxon in leadership poll. Get a head shave and people will be so confused they will be attracted to you Hippie kid. Go with the flow.
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