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  1. “Dipped out of Dipton ‘cos cow herding is hard yakka and made myself a politician easy as.”

  2. After 45 years on taxpayer wages,
    Winnie sits out his last days
    in the trashed far north.

    Jan:-  You know ‘ 3 Waters’  was not about your incontinence
    – poo, piss and dribble-
      don’t you Winnie ?

    Winnie:- Listen sunshine,
    obfuscating is my only real skill,
    I swap my spots, LGBQT+ was more de rigueur.

    Jan:- That’s your sunset achievement
    for the impoverished?
    We never even go to a mall to shop!

    Winnie:- Sure Jan, but when you do..
    you’ll be safe when you have to pee !

  3. I’m sitting in my pj’s Christmas Day
    Watching entitled people play
    I’m just sitting in pyjamas all day
    Wastin’ time.

    Looks like nothing’s gonna change
    Everything still remains the same
    I can’t do what the voters tell me to do
    So I guess I’ll remain the same,
    Sitting in a rich man’s sun
    Wastin’ time.

  4. The KKK ‘s out of fashion, but we’ve got MMM now, the Massive Marmalade Mousolina, gonna stop that war in Ukraine in just 24 hours, so by Tuesday it will be all over. Thank the Lord we voted ourselves a truly honest man at last, apart from the convicted felon stuff that’s probably fake news, like all the climate change clap trap. We can start cosying up to Vlad and little rocket man again, and the world will be a safer place, apart from Grrenland, Canada, and Panama. I’m starting to feel great again…again…

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