Caterer to staff: ‘ Are the stewed hogs ready for the next course?”
Luxie- ” and all those bowls full of leftover salad , wasteful spending, send them to Little Dave to recycle as school lunches. “
LUXON: Strange. Very strange. Hmm what to make of this email, alleging wrongdoing by Andrew Bayly? Excuse me Chief of staff, exactly who is Andrew Bayly?
CHIEF: He’s one of ours, and we need to handle this carefully. We need advice from someone experienced with sensitive cover ups.
LUXON: Eagleson? Eade? English? Wait a minute, what about Judith? She’d know what to do.
JUDITH: Hi, I got a message that you wanted me urgently.
LUXON: Yes, look at this email about Bayly. What do you reckon?
JUDITH: Leave it with me, and I’ll make some calls.
LUXON: Thanks Judith, your deviousness can be counted on.
JUDITH: Hello NZSIS, I’m sending you a problematic email. Please dig into it, and let me know everything you uncover.
NZSIS: Sorry it’s taken awhile, but after examining our xkeyscore, prism, and Beehive telemetry, we found the email also got sent to Sepuloni, so the cat’s out of the bag, I’m afraid. Any further instructions?
JUDITH: Yes, hack Sepuloni and delete that email asap.
NZSIS: What if she’s already read it…would you like her to be discretely disappeared..novachok, cyanide, sarin, we stock the whole range, wink, wink?
JUDITH: No, just delete the email…that’s enough for now.
NZSIS: Will do mein Fuhrer…long live the Republic…I mean…we’ll get right on it mam.
LUXON: Drats Judith, the media have picked up on this. You better call in Bayly…I’ll have to handle it myself, or I’ll look weak.
JUDITH: What will you do?
LUXON: Nothing, but I don’t want it to look like that…get him now!
JUDITH: Excuse me Mr Bayly, but the boss would like a quick word.
BAYLY: Tell that F..ing loser to F.. off, and stop F..ing interrupting me during my elevenses, or I’ll F..ing ram this wine bottle, where the sun don’t shine…!
JUDITH: I’ve spoken to Bayly, and he’s mortified, contrite, and effusively apologetic, and says hand on heart that it’ll never happen again. He had meant to give you a heads up about it, but lately he’s been completely swamped sampling quality export products from his constituents.
LUXON: Thanks Judith, that’s good enough for me. Next matter please! https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/531456/bayly-complaint-email-disappeared-from-labour-mp-s-inbox
Hey Clux, didn’t your Mum ever tell you to keep your elbows off the dinner table?
Luxon: Haha yeah we call it the fast track independent advisory panel, but it is stacked with members we’ve chosen for our donors benefit. Democracy is great eh.
Now where’s that crayfish already.
I’m excited about the piece de resistance that is going to be the crowning dish of this banquet.
Barbecued taxpayer! Hah hah. (I have fast tracked legislation so we now can taste human flesh on special occasions, probably road kill.) Read Carl Hiaasen for random kills many uses.
Please don!t give Norman a drink, bit of Wisdom to the wise.
It’s a sure fire relaxer for an after-dinner interchange for National, to bring up the latest caption comments from TDB. After all those f…rs are out and we are in – let them rave we’re sweet in our office suite!
“Well, first of all I had to change the bright line test.”
And then they were ALL served up little tins of reheated 240g of mashed mush for THEIR Lunch.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/david-seymours-new-3-school-lunches-revealed-chicken-katsu-butter-chicken-lasagne-on-the-menu/52R54PFDOJEENM47JCQAOGBXYM/
Caterer to staff: ‘ Are the stewed hogs ready for the next course?”
Luxie- ” and all those bowls full of leftover salad , wasteful spending, send them to Little Dave to recycle as school lunches. “
LUXON: Strange. Very strange. Hmm what to make of this email, alleging wrongdoing by Andrew Bayly? Excuse me Chief of staff, exactly who is Andrew Bayly?
CHIEF: He’s one of ours, and we need to handle this carefully. We need advice from someone experienced with sensitive cover ups.
LUXON: Eagleson? Eade? English? Wait a minute, what about Judith? She’d know what to do.
JUDITH: Hi, I got a message that you wanted me urgently.
LUXON: Yes, look at this email about Bayly. What do you reckon?
JUDITH: Leave it with me, and I’ll make some calls.
LUXON: Thanks Judith, your deviousness can be counted on.
JUDITH: Hello NZSIS, I’m sending you a problematic email. Please dig into it, and let me know everything you uncover.
NZSIS: Sorry it’s taken awhile, but after examining our xkeyscore, prism, and Beehive telemetry, we found the email also got sent to Sepuloni, so the cat’s out of the bag, I’m afraid. Any further instructions?
JUDITH: Yes, hack Sepuloni and delete that email asap.
NZSIS: What if she’s already read it…would you like her to be discretely disappeared..novachok, cyanide, sarin, we stock the whole range, wink, wink?
JUDITH: No, just delete the email…that’s enough for now.
NZSIS: Will do mein Fuhrer…long live the Republic…I mean…we’ll get right on it mam.
LUXON: Drats Judith, the media have picked up on this. You better call in Bayly…I’ll have to handle it myself, or I’ll look weak.
JUDITH: What will you do?
LUXON: Nothing, but I don’t want it to look like that…get him now!
JUDITH: Excuse me Mr Bayly, but the boss would like a quick word.
BAYLY: Tell that F..ing loser to F.. off, and stop F..ing interrupting me during my elevenses, or I’ll F..ing ram this wine bottle, where the sun don’t shine…!
JUDITH: I’ve spoken to Bayly, and he’s mortified, contrite, and effusively apologetic, and says hand on heart that it’ll never happen again. He had meant to give you a heads up about it, but lately he’s been completely swamped sampling quality export products from his constituents.
LUXON: Thanks Judith, that’s good enough for me. Next matter please!
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/531456/bayly-complaint-email-disappeared-from-labour-mp-s-inbox
Hey Clux, didn’t your Mum ever tell you to keep your elbows off the dinner table?
Luxon: Haha yeah we call it the fast track independent advisory panel, but it is stacked with members we’ve chosen for our donors benefit. Democracy is great eh.
Now where’s that crayfish already.
I’m excited about the piece de resistance that is going to be the crowning dish of this banquet.
Barbecued taxpayer! Hah hah. (I have fast tracked legislation so we now can taste human flesh on special occasions, probably road kill.) Read Carl Hiaasen for random kills many uses.
The real thing is viewed in Peter Greenaway’s The Cook the Thief his Wife and her Lover.
(The locale and approach that grasping Nationals may sink to in time with ACT beside.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP-VumkuYHY (Throw deadly tantrums when crossed!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-QgNlH-FDE 1m (miserere)
Please don!t give Norman a drink, bit of Wisdom to the wise.
It’s a sure fire relaxer for an after-dinner interchange for National, to bring up the latest caption comments from TDB. After all those f…rs are out and we are in – let them rave we’re sweet in our office suite!
Time for TDB to step up and help Willis – a Coalition of the Willising.
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/531755/nicola-willis-asks-public-servants-for-their-best-and-boldest-ideas
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