Political Caption Competition

1. Swamp dwellers yearly ho down

2. Anti-vaxers gather at a picnic and lynching of a woman who claims the world is round.

3. Unemployment numbers drop as WINZ creates jobs for Gen Alpha to guard farmers’ crops from insect plagues caused by climate change.

4. Christopher Luxon’s undergraduate economics class

5. Young Nats burn dessicated bottom-feeder

6. 2050 NZF conference supplicates the holy spirit of Winton Peters

7. ACT’s youth wing show their dedication to evidence-based decisions

8. ZB ‘journalists’ attend their annual “Exorcism of the Memory of Jacinda Ardern Festival”

9. Truants rounded up and await their turn for punishment.

10. Victim of insufficient school lunch programme pisses Kevin off.

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