I’m told you heathen bottom feeders eat this shit so I’m having a photo taken to show you I am common like you bottom feeders. Vote for me bottom feeders.
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I’m told you heathen bottom feeders eat this shit so I’m having a photo taken to show you I am common like you bottom feeders. Vote for me bottom feeders.
Spot the chicken
With your tax cuts you can afford this nugget.
Vote National – the first bite is tasty, the after-effect nauseating
Rich man fails to be authentic
Tell Bishop I want to bin this crap and go to Soul Bar or Amano
Foreign buyer tax will bring in enough for all this feast! Share it round.
Wannabe Messiah attempts loaves and fishes miracle. Results are mixed.
I’m smiling because foreign buyer demand will inflate the value of my housing portfolio by 20%
CEO = chicken-eating oligarch
Took my tie off to avoid getting filthy grease on it.
Luxon impressed by KFC’s “laser sharp focus on delivery”
Hipkins is sick, so I’m debating with this nugget. I’m doing well so far.
KFCs’s newest product line, “Tory Brains” a hit with NZ’s biggest trougher.
When asked how much they’re selling for, he replied “Errr….we don’t do numbers”.
Patrick Stewart has let himself go.
KFC, the meal favoured my all ex-cons.
Slick, slimey, slippery, and that’s just the mc-nugget.
This nugget represents the size of my tax package for bottomfeeders on minimum wage.
Three nuggets, also represents the size of the increased hourly rate of the minimum wage during Labours term in govt.
I’m too busy to debate Chippy, because I’ll be too busy eating nuggets, and clipping my toe nails, and braiding my hair. I do actually have 5 hairs, that I can braid into a ponytail – it was sir John’s suggestion.
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My election team has given me plenty of smart arse fancy excuses, to avoid a third leaders debate, because the truth be told, I’m more than happy to shit on democracy, and avoid being questioned on things I want to hide.
If the public insist on the leaders debate going ahead, then I’m afraid it will have to go ahead without me. They can always replace me with Winston, since he’ll probably end up, being the one whose pulling the strings anyway.
All this having to follow the democratic process, to show my integrity to the public and to the voters and my constituents, is starting to get very tedious. I much preferred it, when I ran AirNZ and could do anything I liked, such as providing maintenance to Saudi military equipment used to slaughter civilians in Yemen.
For the last time, I’ll explain to you how trickle up works. Jetsetters in my tax bracket will be getting the whole meal. Bottomfeeders will get this nugget. And beny’s will get the crumbs.
“Alas poor nugget, I knew him well dear Nicola,
A fellow of infinite grease”
Luxon auditions for part as Hamlet. Changes script to say that Yorick was “guilty of wasteful speeding and insufficient focus on outcomes”. Claims that the original script was clearly not written by a CEO because it’s “wet, whiny and inward-looking”
We’ve got the rich-lister vote in the bag. And public servant haters are flocking to us. And the racist vote with our race baiting dog whistles. And we’re carving into the squeezed middle with our Claytons tax package that will NEVER get past Winston, so theirs no point me revealing the modeling now anyway. And finally we’re going after the KFC fanciers vote – Trump has already pledged his.
This represents the size of my brain. It may seem fried to a crisp, but it’s still surprisingly functional. For example, when Nact polling fell below 61 MP’s, my brain told me that I needed to phone Winston. This shows I must be compos mentis, because only a sane person would WANT to phone Winston.
Read my lips, this nugget is more honest than me. I state to the NZ public, that no health outcomes have improved under Labour, but I’m LYING. Lung desease rates have decreased. Overall cancer rates for Maori have decreased. Life expectancy has increased. And to top it all off, I want to destroy the maori health authority, because I prefer to return to the type of health system with proven poorer outcomes for maori.
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If this nugget is a first home buyer, then I intend to devour it, and turn it into shit. National has received $1.25 million in donations from real estate moguls, to bring back tax breaks and foreign speculators, which will re-start the inexorable rise in property values, putting them out of reach for first home buyers, consigning them to lifelong renting. But the cash is so good…I mean the nugget tastes so good…I mean we must use prudent incremental property market regulation that….what the hell, I mean I just want more money for my 7 houses!
I considered voting for the guy holding the nugget. But Luxon recommencing cruel live sheep exports, and releasing genetically engineered organisms, and getting rid of Commissioner Coster – are absolute complete deal breakers.
I kept hearing that phrase ‘Eat the Rich’ and I always go with the flow so here’s a go. A small joint rolled in real breadcrumbs and deep fried. Yum – dip it in whisky mustard for that extra alcoholic tang.
Great man,about to become a great Prime Minister,leading a return to do great things for our country.
Corrupt man, kicked out of Air New Zealand and a danger to the democracy of New Zealand. Also a known liar, Te Puke anyone.
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