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I’m very cross with Chippy ruling out a wealth tax, we are not happy. We might do something, but we probably won’t. No one pushes around the Green Party, but he does get 3 free pushes before we do anything, and this is the first push Chris!

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  1. …but despite all his high hopes and big words the little green elf eventually settled for the High Lord’s offer of a packet of brass razoos, an amusing little plastic farting unicorn and the folding picnic chair at the far corner of the Great Dining hall next to the kiddies table.

    • But he has to wait for Christmas for Santa Claws to convey those in a Christmas cracker or such, and then only if he hasn’t been dehoused or deloused.

  2. Chris says he’s in it for you. But really, he’s put me in it up to my knees. Because he says there’ll be no wealth tax while he’s leader, and that’s going to be really awkward for me and Marama because we have our salaries to think of and how the fuck can we get our members to agree that as long as Labour is with us on culture and identity and some green bits, the money thing … Oh, forget it.

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