Political Caption Competition

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Z: “What the fuck is this about refusing to implement a wealth tax”?

C: “Hi, I’m Chippy”.

Z: “I’m well aware who you are, what’s this I hear about refusing to tax rich pricks”?

C: “I like sausage rolls”.

Z: “We are all aware of that, again, before I have to return to the battlefront and fight the Russians, why on earth are you, a peaceful nation on the far side of the earth too gutless to tax rich pricks?”.

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C: “I’m Chippy, I like sausage rolls”.

Z: “Stupid Hobbit”.

19 COMMENTS

  1. Was this a Road to Damascus experience for Chippy? As in –
    1 Corinthians 13:12-13 King James Version
    12 For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face:
    now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known.
    13 And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity.

  2. “I’m pleased to be here Z, our wannabe leader Lex Luther doesn’t know where he is, Te Puke, Hawaii or planet Key”?

  3. Z: I understand, you make clusterfuck, big mess, hurt people for decades. I too like cluster, fucking big mess hurt people for decades.

  4. You’ve been wearing that same olive shirt for months now, I wear this suit everyday even on weekends, how about we split the $4 million and buy some clothes from Amazon?

  5. I will be looking for a job after September. You haven’t got anything I could do, far away from the front lines as possible, have you?

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