Political Caption Competition

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If this is the future of infrastructure in NZ, we are fucked.

These two are so incompetent they couldn’t get laid in a monkey brothel wearing banana costumes!

You could give them a red van, call them Pat and they still couldn’t deliver!

When Simeon Brown and Chris Bishop are the answer, the question must have been, ‘which two people could make things far, far, far worse’?

10 COMMENTS

  1. They seem to have no idea of current clothing codes: you do not wear safety hats with business suits and ties. They may of course be concerned to keep their small brain power unmolested by falling new ideas and physical practicalities. When all turns to custard, read the instructions!
    Safety helmets (also known as hard hats) can prevent or minimise injuries to the head and brain, protecting against falling objects or debris, impact with other objects, electric shock and rain. Most head injuries can be avoided if the proper head protection is selected, used and maintained.6 Āku 2021
    The types of safety helmets for head protection
    cpdonline.co.uk https://cpdonline.co.uk › … › Health and Safety

  2. “You thinking what I’m thinking B1?..”
    “Sure am B2…”
    “Strong team. Better economy!…”
    “No B1 I was wondering if this hat made my head look big?…”
    “Ummm come to think of it my ones a little tight B2”
    “How come Luxon won’t wear one?”
    “He said he didn’t like the colour”
    “Oh yeah they are abit cheesy looking…”
    “Do you think he’d put a road cone on top of his head instead, you know, just for shits and giggles…”
    “Ummmm….hehehehe…”
    “Would that make him a cone head…”
    “Yeah, but at least he wouldn’t look like a dickhead…”
    “My thoughts exactly B2”

  3. Despite inviting the entire caucus the Village People theme party was never going to be a hoot when you only had two construction workers turn up.

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