How Jesus is going to make David Seymour the Finance Minister

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Martyn Bradbury
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Here’s the thing.

Chris Luxon is a prosperity theory evangelical Christian.

That means he sees his 7 properties as blessings from Jesus and proof positive Chris has Gods favour.

It’s like Brian Tamaki’s religious rort, but way whiter and richer.

If Chris Luxon becomes Prime Minister, it will be more evidence that this is Gods will, and if the only barrier to becoming Prime Minister is making David Seymour the Finance Minister and giving ACT everything they want, well who is Chris Luxon to deny Gods will?

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If National and ACT are the Government in November, Jesus is going to make David Seymour the Finance Minister and Nicola Willis will be the sacrificial lamb.

 

 

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31 COMMENTS

  1. I can’t see David Seymour as Minister of Finance and I can’t see Nicola Willis as a sacrificial lamb. Rather, I thought their plan was to do the whole gender equality thing and make Nicola the Minister of Finance, delegating another portfolio to David Seymour.

  2. Of course none of that is going to happen.
    Once the media start drilling down into the detail about what National and Act are going to do and how they will implement those vacant policies, most of the general population , ( obsequious Hosking sycophants and anti- vaccination nut jobs aside),the polls will change dramatically.
    I remember seeing Seymour interviewed by Simon Shepherd , (by far the best interviewer in the country), on The Nation during the Covid lockdown spouting forth his loopy ideas about throwing open the borders etc etc , but when all the proven counter arguments were reeled off, highlighting the thousands of deaths and chronic illness his policies would create he had no answer .Just a goofy laugh and muttered something about being taken out of context.

    The same thing will happen come election time. Seymour and Luxon . Tweedle dweeb and tweedle dumb!!

    • “Once the media start drilling down into the detail about what National and Act are going to do and how they will implement those vacant policies” …… Oh how you have such misplaced faith in ‘the media’. Wake up!!

    • Oh once the voters realize,,,

      What crap. What the voters realize is this govt, filled with ideologies such as CRT and gender ideology have focussed on identity politics created great division (by amongst other things smearing the anti vaxers) and have spent up large on projects that have come to nought.
      As a former party member, I will take my chances with National and Act

  3. Let’s hope all the consultants are looking g for jobs after the gravy train which is run by this Labour government is turned around after November .

    • Trevor are you under the impression consultants were not used when National were in power? Sure more have been used under this mob but you are dreaming if you think that will all go away

      • I am sure they will use consultants but are you aware that Labour changed the rules when they got into power to not need a report on how well the information provided was in actually getting a good outcome . The Wellington airport crossing is a case in point $2 .5 million total cost $500,000 of that was consultants fee.

  4. Without Catholic schools the education system in this country is rock bottom. They are the only decent schools in t entire country. Seymour would be better than Grant. I don’t think he would be as mean as you think

  5. Remember the 1990s, with Mister Peter’s as Treasurer, and some non-entity as MoF?

    Could we see this again with Seymour & Willis?

    • Some non entity was Sir William Birch, who during the Bolger government had the reputation of being the Minister of Everything. All governments need someone like that. For the Clark government, sir Michael Cullen. For the Key government, Steven Joyce. For the current government, Chris Hopkins.

  6. Nicola Willis will be Minister of Finance because essentially, it’s a backroom job. David Seymour has far more important work to do.
    Maybe he’ll be called the “Minister of Shutting down pointless Ministries” 🙂

    • More like the “Minister for shut the fuck up”
      The guy is Rimmer, he’s a drone, never achieved anything in nine years and by far more work, you mean, not real work like the rest of us.

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