Aloha Luxon busted about his Hawaiian holiday while social media pretends he’s working

Many on the Left are disappointed with Jacinda's lack of transformation, and we are all very grumpy post Covid but Sweet Jesus, if Luxon pretending he's supporting struggling Kiwis at Te Puke when he's secretly on a Hawaiian Holiday doesn't wake you up to National's faux concern about you, nothing will.

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That look on your face when you have to eat political shit

Oh no he didn’t!

Oh yes he did!

Christopher Luxon holidayed in Hawaii while social media videos suggested he was in Te Puke

National Party leader Christopher Luxon was holidaying in Hawaii last week, while his social media account suggested he was in Te Puke meeting with businesses.

Luxon confirmed to reporters on Tuesday morning that he travelled to United States while on leave last week. Parliament was in recess at the time and politicians do often take some time off during the winter break.

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“Yes, I was on leave last week with my family. I went to Hawaii with my family as I tend to do in July,” he said.

His social media account lied about where he was and pretended he was visiting working class people in Te Puke because his handlers didn’t want you knowing he was holidaying in fucking Hawaii while making political milage out of the cost of living crisis.

The sleepy hobbits of muddle Nu Zilind are stupid, but they’re not THAT stupid!

Having Mr 7 Properties holidaying in Hawaii while Kiwis shiver in poverty makes it hard to pretend he cares about a cost of living crisis that doesn’t impact him.

Chris Luxon is the highly polished aspiration TV advert for a lifestyle you can never afford.

Many on the Left are disappointed with Jacinda’s lack of transformation, and we are all very grumpy post Covid but Sweet Jesus, if Luxon pretending he’s supporting struggling Kiwis at Te Puke when he’s secretly on a Hawaiian Holiday doesn’t wake you up to National’s faux concern about you, nothing will.

This is very damaging, you can see why National tried to hide it.

Aloha Luxon is a great nickname.

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65 COMMENTS

  1. Natz show their true colours – lying, hypocrisy and deceit – wrapped around fake marketing and information.

  2. Honolulu – Te Puke, tomatoes tomatoes, sister cities really… rookie mistake any Nat PR staffer could make.

    He is THE reason that National are not hitting it out of the park especially with all the material Labour keep giving them. What a total schmuck! He is so above the fray of the riff raff he wouldn’t know if his arse was on fire and they pissed on it to put it out.

    It has to be said, awful Labour are alive because of Christopher. He is currently one of their best performing MP’s! Well, that and the even more awful Greens!

  3. Just finished re-reading ‘The Hollow Men’ by Nicky Hager.
    The story of the rise and fall of Don Brash as Nat. leader. So many well-documented stories of manipulation of the electorate and lies and hypocrisy by the Nats., as per the Crosby/Textor manual.
    Plus ca change, plus c’est meme chose!!

    • Verity Verdant. Jolly good, but protect your own psyche against these low-life’s, ok ? Hager’s ‘Dirty Politics’ and ‘ Hit&Run’ are less demanding reads, but both whacked me, hence my shock about that blithe little bugger English waltzing off to see Adele and blathering about nothing to see here, when there very clearly was. The politicians think that we’re dingbats, and that’s the premise that they work on, and it’s an ongoing problem.

    • Conservatives hit out different in NZ the point of Scomo was that there was no point. That’s the point. He was the never ending apprentice constantly wearing Ho Vis like he one of us. No I think Luxon is lower than that.

    • @Kyle Wasn’t that “Gladiator” not SCOMO?
      Maximus: The time for honoring yourself will soon be at an end.

  4. Simon O’Connor at One News (NZ’s Fox News), will more than likely try to spin it for National to make Luxon look good. It’s the least Simon can do for his good mate John Key. NZ Fox News One’ll spin it as a left-wing beat-up. Mike Hosking will call a “little hiccup …blown into an international incident by biased gutter gotcha media pundits”

    Looks like Luxon has been learning a lot from his mentor Sir John Key’s playbook about lying.
    https://thedailyblog.co.nz/2016/06/04/435-lies-by-john-key/

    Key was also very cavalier with his private life and societal norms:
    https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/opinion/75208408/rape-jokes-pubic-hair-and-peeing-in-the-shower—just-how-far-will-john-key-go

    Hope Luxon doesn’t descend past lying like his mentor John Key did, and into the gutter like Key did with his “questionable stunts included a tone deaf rendition of a Mariah Carey song, being shut up in a cage complete with a bar of soap and an allusion to an old prison rape joke and – prior to that – talking on public radio about pubic hair, masturbation and whether he peed in the shower.”

    Certainly not the sort of behaviour from the “blue blood” elites of New Zealand business, church and politics that Kiwis aspire to.

  5. I would be more concerned that he implied he usually goes to Hawaii on holiday in July? As Chandler Bing would say ‘ could he BE any more like John Key’.

    • agree, but that is exactly why the vote raced up when Luxon took over. The second coming of the Messiah!

  6. What a silly bugger Luxon is.

    He must be on another planet on how he functions and does business.

    It’s just another deceptive incident to remind us voters just who in politics deserves our voter support at the ballot box come next year.

  7. Poor Christopher. I’m sure that he is a competent manager of a well oiled machine. But The National party? He is simultaneously giving the impression of a bunny in the headlights, and a fish out of water so . . . I don’t know . . . is that bish or funny?

  8. While it doesn’t surprise me, it’s still more than a little disappointing, and disturbing that not a single one of the “geniuses” her got the obvious, and equally damaging parallels with the ultra religious cretin Scott Morrison… Any guesses, boys and girls, where Morrison was hiding with his family, while the largest bushfires in over a century were raging right up and down the eat coast of Australia? You know, the ones that lit up the NZ skyline? Any guesses? How many humans dead? How many millions of animals dead? How many people still living rough as a result of a 2billion dollar recovery fund that never got used? That’s right, Honolulu… And that was just the start of the real nasty stuff..
    You’ve just been sent your first obvious warning of what will follow a Luxon govt.. Ignore it at your peril, and risking becoming a standing joke in bars in Dublin would be the least of it.. The title of “thickest race on the planet” won’t even get noticed among the rubble that used to be a country, with a society living in it.

  9. He needs the sun! Keep him as tanned as possible – ALL-Year-Round~!! Achieving this is worth up to 5% percentage points I reckon..

    Donald Trump is orange for a reason.. just saying.

    Bazar comment I know.

  10. I don’t think that any MP’s, whatever ranking they have, should be holidaying overseas just at the moment.

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