See, I’m approachable. I’m wearing a Rugby shirt in my perfect marble mansion! Sometimes when I wanted to get really working class at Air NZ, I’d talk to the pilots!
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See, I'm approachable. I'm wearing a Rugby shirt in my perfect marble mansion!



I’m less shit than her. Honest.
Luxon had a lightbulb moment.
“Got myself a nice little income stream merching boys’ clobber.”
“ I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
And I pity
Any boy who isn’t me tonight.”
“Jesus told me to slash and burn the bottom feeders just like the real Crusaders!”
Look here bottom feeders, vote for me; I’m wearing red.
Also wears flip flops and assembles barbecues in car parks when cameras are around. Once went to Bunnings.
Like the original crusaders destroy everything, and as for policy, nup, got nothing.
Thank God for Labours brilliant last 8 years.
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