Political Caption Competition

1. Get a haircut and get a real job

2. I knew I needed a haircut, but not that sort.

3. I stroke it to the east
   And I stroke it to the west
   And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
   I be strokin’
   I be strokin’ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
   I be strokin’, Yeah!
   I be strokin’.

4. I say, Natz need Judith, like I need a hole in my head.

5. Why do I bother? What a shithouse. Still the money is good.

6. Gimme a head with hair
   Long, beautiful hair
   Shining, gleaming
   Streaming, flaxen, waxen
   Give me down to there (Hair!)
   Shoulder length or longer hair (Hair!)
   Here baby, there mama
   Everywhere daddy daddy
   Hair (Hair! Hair! Hair! Hair! Hair! Hair!)

7. At last Judith is out of my hair…

8. Judith is burning her Bridges

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