Most Recent BlogsThe Daily Gallery Political Caption Competition By The Daily Blog - August 6, 2018 6 7 FacebookTwitterCopy URL The look of  terror on John Howard’s face at being photographed with Judith Collins is priceless.
“Howard felt terror when he realised that Countess Dracula had followed him home after his previous state visit to Transylvannia…”
Hotpants Howard: “Phwoar! I’d get my Viagra out for you Judith!” Oravida Collins: “Take your hand off my arse John, you horrible old slaphead!”
Howard’s End…
Is he still alive? I thought he was dead…so it must be Howard’s a…Wake.
Judith squeezed hard with her left hand, raised a botoxed eyebrow, and whispered “double-bunking”.
Hotpants Howard: “Phwoar! I’d get my Viagra out for you Judith!”
Oravida Collins: “Take your hand off my arse John, you horrible old slaphead!”
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