Is he still alive? I thought he was dead…so it must be Howard’s a…Wake.
“Howard felt terror when he realised that Countess Dracula had followed him home after his previous state visit to Transylvannia…”
Judith squeezed hard with her left hand, raised a botoxed eyebrow, and whispered “double-bunking”.
Hotpants Howard: “Phwoar! I’d get my Viagra out for you Judith!”
Oravida Collins: “Take your hand off my arse John, you horrible old slaphead!”
It’s an instinctive reflex – last time he got suddenly photographed with a mysterious blonde, it was the visit to Washington D.C. where he wound up signing the contract for the F35 programme.
Howard’s End…
Is he still alive? I thought he was dead…so it must be Howard’s a…Wake.
Judith squeezed hard with her left hand, raised a botoxed eyebrow, and whispered “double-bunking”.
Hotpants Howard: “Phwoar! I’d get my Viagra out for you Judith!”
Oravida Collins: “Take your hand off my arse John, you horrible old slaphead!”
It’s an instinctive reflex – last time he got suddenly photographed with a mysterious blonde, it was the visit to Washington D.C. where he wound up signing the contract for the F35 programme.
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