SIMON: Hello, I’m Simon Bridges, I’m the leader of the National Party. I’m really excited to get excited for NZ. I’m passionate about being passionate. I believe we need to believe. This Government is a waste of a waste. I’m looking forward to moving forward. I’m here to hold account to account. I’m passionate. How are you?
FISH: I’m a fish Simon.
For a small nation a shocking number of NZ politicians use dead fish as props.
With National having jumped the shark years ago, a desperate Bridges contemplates an even more risky political manoeuvre.
Fishy character.
Bridges.
A fish out of water.
Bridges’ contemplates arch-enemy and old trout Collins…
Welcome to gore sounds like an invitation to Judith Collins…
Where are the people wanting to have selfies, or a chat with Simon during his recent all alone trek around NZ? Obviously definitely no pulling power in the Bridges to Nowhere man!
What’s scaly, slimy, rots when exposed to sunlight, and isn’t Judith Collins?
The fish rots from the head down simon, get it, from the head down.
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