Political Caption Competition

1. new singing group: ‘donny and the racists’

2. new punk choral group: ‘white trash’

3. new feminist boardgame: ‘who makes the tea?’

   (shirtcliffe and donald t. brash are at long odds..)

4. Fun fact: Each of these people hold residential housing portfolios entirely tenanted by Maori.

5. Any one of these people could do a way better job than that no-hoper Susan Devoy.

6. If this group were the Cabinet, racism in New Zealand would disappear overnight.

7. Do men have to be balding to join?

8. And there, lurking in the background, that arch-democratist Peter Shirtcliffe.

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