I love everything about this story in the Guardian…
School board apologises after Vegas-themed fundraiser at Northcote primary in Jonathan Coleman’s electorate had icing sugar and razors on trays as props
…poor old Jonathan Coleman, possibly the most boring Minister in history, lives such a dull and grey existence, I’m not sure cocaine would make life that much more interesting for him.
Real questions do need to be asked about why a school thought a gambling night complete with fake narcotics was an appropriate means of raising funds, but this is Northcote on the North Shore we are talking about, where Aucklander’s with no soul whatsoever jump between school fundraisers, driving 4×4 cars that never go off road and sado-masochistic swinger clubs.
When Aliens invade earth, the UN will ask that Northcote gets bombed first.