Four More Friday Rhymes

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1.

Whatever’s the matter with Trump?
His numbers have started to slump.
Could it be his routine
Is increasingly seen
As a rich white guy taking a dump?

2.

The Maori Party, still feeling raw,
Moved swiftly to settle the score
For the hating and wrecking
And outrageous Shreking
That was Helen’s Seabed and Foreshore.

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3.

With Rugby it’s still “boys will be boys”:
Still okay to treat women like toys.
Still “just having fun”,
And, just like Eighty-One,
Still unmoved by what that “fun” destroys.

4.

Said Putin to the IOC:
“Now’s the time to let Russia be.
If we find ourselves banned,
Things might not go as planned,
We are gold-medal hackers, you see.”

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