
1.
Whateverโs the matter with Trump?
His numbers have started to slump.
Could it be his routine
Is increasingly seen
As a rich white guy taking a dump?
2.
The Maori Party, still feeling raw,
Moved swiftly to settle the score
For the hating and wrecking
And outrageous Shreking
That was Helenโs Seabed and Foreshore.
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3.
With Rugby itโs still โboys will be boysโ:
Still okay to treat women like toys.
Still โjust having funโ,
And, just like Eighty-One,
Still unmoved by what that โfunโ destroys.
4.
Said Putin to the IOC:
โNowโs the time to let Russia be.
If we find ourselves banned,
Things might not go as planned,
We are gold-medal hackers, you see.โ


More poets in our midst – love it — Good job Chris.
One of the first times I have read your work and really enjoyed it.
Chris, stick to rhymes…they are much better than your sermons from the mount.
Agreed ! !
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